笑料十足新鮮英語笑話3則

　　大腦袋 Big Head

　　"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

　　"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

　　"Where's the shopping bag?"

　　"I haven't got one, use your hat."

　　“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”

　　“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說：“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。”

　　“購物袋在哪?”

　　“我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

　　他曾發(fā)誓要死 He Swore to Die

　　If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die.

　　She refused him.

　　Sixty years later, he died.

　　如果你不答應(yīng)嫁給我，他發(fā)誓，我就要去死。

　　她拒絕了他。

　　六十年后，他死了。

　　他就要死了嗎? Is he dying?

　　Is he dying?

　　A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.

　　Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. Sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.

　　他就要死了嗎?

　　一個男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流淚。一個朋友走進來問他為何如此傷心。那人哭著說：剛才醫(yī)生告訴我，在我的余生里都要吃這些藥片。

　　他的朋友很輕松地指出，許多人一輩子每天都要吃藥。當然，男人回答說：但是他只給了我十片。
 

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