讓人捧腹大笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

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　　恭維話(huà) Compliment

讓人捧腹大笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

　　Compliment

　　"Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call 　　from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!"

　　"I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.

　　"I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance."

　　"Did you, indeed?" said his mother grimly, "And what exactly did you say?"

　　"I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!"

　　恭維話(huà)

　　“拉里，你過(guò)來(lái)!”媽媽放下電話(huà)后生氣地說(shuō)，“我剛才接到哈里森夫人地電話(huà)，她告訴我你在昨晚的學(xué)校舞會(huì)上對(duì)多麗絲行為不好，你可恥，粗魯!”

　　“媽媽?zhuān)覍?duì)她很好，真的!”小伙子不服氣地說(shuō)。“當(dāng)我和她跳舞時(shí)我還說(shuō)了一句恭維她的話(huà)。”

　　“你真的這么做的嗎?”媽媽嚴(yán)厲地問(wèn)。“你的'原話(huà)是怎么說(shuō)的?”

　　“我說(shuō)，啊呀，多麗絲，你比我跳過(guò)舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少!”

　　I'm Glad 我很高興

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.Well done. Who was that?My granny.Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

　　一個(gè)主日學(xué)校的老師正在對(duì)學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性�，F(xiàn)在，孩子們，她說(shuō)：你們當(dāng)中有誰(shuí)讓別人高興過(guò)?我，老師，一個(gè)小男孩說(shuō)：昨天我就使別人高興過(guò)。做得好，是誰(shuí)呢?我奶奶。好孩子，現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個(gè)小時(shí)。然后我跟她說(shuō)：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說(shuō)：‘啊，我很高興!’

　　大手 Big hands

　　Big hands

　　Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　tudent: Big hands.

　　大手

　　老師：如果我左手上有7個(gè)桔子，右手上有8個(gè)桔子。那么我有什么?

　　學(xué)生：大手。

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