讓人爆笑不止的英語(yǔ)笑話
英語(yǔ)小笑話:想請(qǐng)一天假
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.""We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"
一天，史密斯去見(jiàn)他的客戶部領(lǐng)導(dǎo)，“老板”，斯密斯說(shuō)，“我們家明天要大搞清潔，我老婆需要我回去幫忙清潔閣樓和車(chē)庫(kù)，搬搬挪挪什么的。”“斯密斯啊，你也知道，我們現(xiàn)在人手已經(jīng)不夠了”老板說(shuō)，“明天的假我是沒(méi)法給你批了”。“多謝老板，”史密斯說(shuō)，“我就知道跟著您干準(zhǔn)沒(méi)錯(cuò)”。
英語(yǔ)小笑話:有效
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. "Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!" "That's all fine" said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"
湯姆早上老起不來(lái)，所以上班總是遲到。他的老板非常生氣，警告他如果他不能有所改善的話就炒他的魷魚(yú)。于是，湯姆去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給了他一顆藥丸并告訴他要在睡覺(jué)前服下這顆藥。湯姆照醫(yī)生的'話做了，睡得非常之好，事實(shí)上，他在早上鬧鐘響之前就起來(lái)了。湯姆從容不迫地吃完早餐，然后興高采烈地開(kāi)車(chē)上班去了。 “老板”，湯姆說(shuō)，“那藥真管用，我的睡眠好極了!” “是夠管用的，”老板說(shuō)，“問(wèn)題是，昨天你人哪去了”?
英語(yǔ)小笑話:停車(chē)費(fèi)
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. The business man then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there. Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?" The business man replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for 15 bucks?"
一個(gè)商人走進(jìn)紐約一家銀行詢問(wèn)信貸員。他說(shuō)他準(zhǔn)備出差去歐洲兩個(gè)星期需要借款5000美金。信貸員說(shuō)銀行借款需要提供擔(dān)保品。商人馬上掏出停在銀行門(mén)前的勞斯萊斯汽車(chē)的鑰匙。一切手續(xù)辦妥后銀行信貸員接受了汽車(chē)做為貸款的抵押。店員把汽車(chē)開(kāi)到銀行地下車(chē)庫(kù)并停放在那里。 兩個(gè)星期后商人從歐洲回來(lái)，償還了5000元借款以及15.41元的利息。信貸員問(wèn)：“非常感謝您的光顧，這筆交易做得也很完美，但是我們有一個(gè)疑問(wèn)，你離開(kāi)后我們查了一下發(fā)現(xiàn)您是一個(gè)富翁。為什么您會(huì)不怕麻煩來(lái)這借5000元呢?” 商人回答：“除了您這我還能在紐約市的其他地方只需付款15元就能停車(chē)兩個(gè)星期嗎?”
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