精選爆笑英語笑話

　　I didn't know that I was so far back already

　　A big battle was going on during the First World War.Guns were firing， and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere.After an hour of this， one of the soldiers decidedthat the fighting was getting too dangerous for him， so he leftthe front line and began to go away from the battle. After hehad walked for an hour，he saw an officer coming towardshim. The officer stopped him and said，“ where are you going?” “I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battlethat's going on behind us， sir，” the soldier answered. “Do you know who I am?” the officer said to him angrily.“I'm your commanding officer.” The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said，“My God，I didn't know that I was so far back already!”

　　第一次世界大戰(zhàn)期間，一場大戰(zhàn)役正在進行。槍炮轟鳴，炮彈和子彈到處亂飛。這樣過了一個小時后，一個士兵認定戰(zhàn)斗對他來說變得太危險了，所以他離開前線開始逃離戰(zhàn)場。步行了一個小時之后，他看見一個軍官向他走過來。那軍官叫住他說：“你要到哪兒去?” “長官，我正盡可能遠地躲開我們身后正在進行的戰(zhàn)役，”士兵回答說。 “你知道我是誰嗎?”軍官生氣地對他說：“我是你的指揮官。” 那士兵聽到此話感到非常驚訝，說：“天哪，我想不到我已經(jīng)往回跑了這么遠了!”

　　This Way to Request 如是請求

　　I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signature on my checks would look odd due to my accident, and would they please horror them anyway.

　　"Okay," said the woman on the phone, "but you' 11 have to write a letter to the bank telling them that you are requesting this. "

　　我摔倒了，肘骨脫臼了。這使得我?guī)缀醪荒芙o我的'小生意簽賬單了。我打電話給銀行解釋說由于事故，賬單上我的簽名看起來會有些古怪，并請求他們無論如何給予承兌。

　　“好的，”電話中的女子說，“但你必須給銀行寫封信，告訴他們你在作此項請求。”

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