精選3則英語(yǔ)小笑話

　　How to Become Rich 如何致富

　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

　　Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

　　Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

　　弟弟：我看見你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。

　　姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢。

　　弟弟：我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。

　　I'm Glad 我很高興

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?

　　Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.

　　Well done. Who was that?

　　My granny.

　　Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.

　　Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

　　一個(gè)主日學(xué)校的老師正在對(duì)學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性�，F(xiàn)在，孩子們，她說(shuō)：你們當(dāng)中有誰(shuí)讓別人高興過(guò)?

　　我，老師，一個(gè)小男孩說(shuō)：昨天我就使別人高興過(guò)。

　　做得好，是誰(shuí)呢?

　　我奶奶。

　　好孩子，現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。

　　是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個(gè)小時(shí)。然后我跟她說(shuō)：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說(shuō)：‘啊，我很高興!’

　　Boy, Oh Boy 讓人無(wú)奈的孩子

　　When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."

　　As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty . "

　　我五歲的兒子和他的表弟在一起的時(shí)候，總要招來(lái)大亂。一個(gè)星期六，我開始抗議了。“好啦，你們兩個(gè)，”我嚴(yán)厲地說(shuō)，“不許叫喊，不許亂拿，不許哭鬧，不許亂敲，不許取笑，不許扯淡，不許弄壞玩具，不許亂抓，不許打架。” 我剛轉(zhuǎn)身要走，就聽我兒子說(shuō)：“來(lái)，斯蒂文，我們來(lái)把自己弄臟吧。”

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