英語(yǔ)幽默笑話集

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英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精選集

　　1、Poor Preacher

英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精選集

　　窮困潦倒的傳教士

　　After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

　　禮拜后男孩問(wèn)牧師：“我長(zhǎng)大后會(huì)給你一些錢。”

　　"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"

　　“好啊，謝謝你。”牧師回答道：“不過(guò)為什么?”

　　"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

　　“因?yàn)槲野职终f(shuō)你是我們見(jiàn)過(guò)的'最窮的傳教士之一。”

　　2、New and Improved

　　新舊大PK

　　The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eyes’ off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.

　　小女孩坐在祖父的膝上讀故事。她時(shí)不時(shí)的從書上轉(zhuǎn)移視線抬起頭來(lái)碰到他褶皺的臉。隨后她摸摸自己的臉頰又回去摸摸祖父的。

　　Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"

　　最后她問(wèn)：“爺爺，是上帝創(chuàng)造的你嗎?”

　　"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."

　　“是啊，甜心。”他回答道：“上帝很久前創(chuàng)造出了我。”

　　"Oh" she said, then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?"

　　“喔。”她回答。接著又問(wèn)道：“爺爺，上帝也創(chuàng)造了我嗎?”

　　"Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."

　　“是啊，當(dāng)然了寶貝。”他向她保證：“上帝只是不久前創(chuàng)造的你。”

　　"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?"

　　“喔。”她回答。又分別感受了兩人的臉頰，邊觀察邊說(shuō)：“上帝的技術(shù)越來(lái)越好了，是不?”

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