英語笑話故事分詞
False Alarm
The boss of a big alien company which manufactured stereo apparatuses needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the upgraded computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a juvenile whisper, “Hello?”
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the entrepreneur asked, “Is your Daddy home?”
“Yes,” whispered the discreet voice.
“May I talk with him?” the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, “No, I can’t comply with your request.”
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?”
“Yes,” came the answer.
“May I talk with her?”
Again the small abnormal voice whispered, “No.”
Deeming empirically that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.
“Is there any one there besides you?” the boss asked the child.
“Yes”, whispered the child, “A policeman.”
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”
“No, he is busy,” whispered the eccentric child.
“Busy doing what?” asked the baffled boss.
“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,” came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what buzzed like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, “What is that noise?”
“A helicopter,” affirmed the whispering voice.
“What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed.
The child answered, “The search squad just landed the helicopter.”
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, “Why are they there?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a giggle, “They are looking for me!”
單詞解釋-01
False:
adj. 錯(cuò)誤的;虛偽的;偽造的
adv. 欺詐地
Alarl:
n. 警報(bào),警告器;驚慌
vt. 警告;使驚恐
alien:
adj. 外國的;相異的,性質(zhì)不同的;不相容的
n. 外國人,外僑;外星人
vt. 讓渡,轉(zhuǎn)讓
stereo:
n. 立體聲;立體聲系統(tǒng);[印]鉛版;立體照片
adj. 立體的;立體聲的;立體感覺的
apparatuses:
n. 裝置,設(shè)備;儀器;器官
upgraded:
adj. 提升的;更新的;加固的
v. 升級(jí);改善(upgrade的過去分詞)
juvenile:
adj. 青少年的;幼稚的
n. 青少年;少年讀物
entrepreneur:
n. 企業(yè)家;承包人;主辦者倡導(dǎo)者,企業(yè)家,主辦人
discreet:
adj. 謹(jǐn)慎的;小心的
(在行動(dòng),說話等方面)謹(jǐn)慎的
慎重的,謹(jǐn)慎的
comply:
vi. 遵守;順從,遵從;答應(yīng)
答應(yīng),遵守,履行
順從
abnormal:
adj. 反常的,不規(guī)則的;變態(tài)的
異常
反常的
Deeming:
n. 德明(姓氏)
德明
視為
empirically:
adv. 以經(jīng)驗(yàn)為主地
經(jīng)驗(yàn)上的
經(jīng)驗(yàn)主義地
eccentric:
adj. 古怪的,反常的
n. 古怪的人
古怪的
baffled:
adj. 帶有擋板的
v. 阻礙;使迷惑(baffle的過去式)
被難倒的
buzzed:
adj. 陶醉的;茂密的
v. 發(fā)出嗡嗡聲(buzz的過去式和過去分詞)
動(dòng)詞,除了當(dāng)「嗡嗡作響」的意思之外,也有低飛而過的意思。在航空表演中,飛機(jī)常以低飛(引擎會(huì)發(fā)出「嗡嗡」聲)作信號(hào)或表示歡迎。
affirmed:
n. 收到來電
vt. 肯定(affirm的過去式)
vi. 斷言(affirm的過去式)
squad:
n. [軍]班;小隊(duì);五人組(籃球隊(duì)的非正式說法)
vt. 把…編成班;把…編入班隊(duì)
giggle:
vi. 傻笑;咯咯地笑
vt. 咯咯地笑著說
n. 吃吃的笑
譯文-01 虛驚一場
一家制造音響設(shè)備的外國大公司的老板要給他的一名雇員打電話,告知他有一臺(tái)升級(jí)后的電腦出了緊急問題。他撥通了這名雇員家里的.電話,聽到一個(gè)小孩的聲音在輕聲說道:“喂?”
這個(gè)企業(yè)家覺得跟小孩說話很麻煩,就有點(diǎn)惱火,問道:“你爸爸在家嗎?”
“在。”這個(gè)謹(jǐn)慎的聲音輕聲說道。
“可以讓他接電話嗎?”老板問。
讓老板感到奇怪的是,這個(gè)輕柔的聲音低聲回答道:“不行,我不能答應(yīng)你的要求。”
老板想和大人說話,他就問:“那你媽媽在嗎?”
“在。”電話那端如是回答。
“那可以讓她接電話嗎?”
這個(gè)有點(diǎn)不正常的輕柔聲音再次小聲地說道:“不行。”
老板憑經(jīng)驗(yàn)判斷小孩是不可能獨(dú)自一人留在家里的,于是他決定給照看這個(gè)小孩的人留言。
“你旁邊有別的人嗎?”老板問這個(gè)小孩。
“是的。”小孩輕聲說道,“一個(gè)警察。”
老板很想知道警察在他雇員家里干什么,于是問道:“可以讓警察接電話嗎?”
“不行,他正忙著。”這個(gè)古怪的小孩輕聲答道。
“在忙什么呢?”這讓老板十分迷惑。
“在和爸爸、媽媽還有消防隊(duì)員說話。”小孩輕聲答道。
聽筒里傳來了象直升飛機(jī)一般的嗡嗡聲,老板越來越擔(dān)心,甚至變得有點(diǎn)焦急,于是他問道:“那是什么聲音?”
“是直升機(jī)。”小孩低聲的回答證實(shí)了他的猜測。
“發(fā)生什么事了?”老板問道,此時(shí)他已經(jīng)很驚慌了。
小孩回答說:“搜尋隊(duì)正在降落直升機(jī)。”
老板驚慌失措、萬分擔(dān)憂,不再只是感到有點(diǎn)失望而已。他問道,“他們在那兒干嘛?”
小孩笑著,仍然是低聲地答道:“他們正在找我!”
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