英語幽默小故事笑話

　　A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

　　A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

　　"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

　　However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

　　Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

　　The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

　　一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導(dǎo)演跟前告訴導(dǎo)演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

　　一周后,印度人又來告訴導(dǎo)演說,"明天有風(fēng)暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

　　"印度人真神,"導(dǎo)演說.他告訴秘書雇傭該印度人來預(yù)報天氣.

　　幾次預(yù)報都很成功.然后,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.

　　最后,導(dǎo)演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導(dǎo)演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"

　　印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機(jī)壞了."

　　A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks, they had shot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the plane. But the pilot said, "This plane won't be able to take more than one wild buffalo. You'll have to leave the others behind." Then the hunters protested, saying, "But last year, another pilot with the same airplane let us take two buffalos and some other animals in the plane as well."

　　有兩個獵人包機(jī)前往一座森林，到了以后，他們和飛行員約定好兩周后來接。兩周后，他們射了許多動物，而且打算把這些動物全部搬上那架小飛機(jī)，可是飛行員說：“這架飛機(jī)除了一頭野牛外，沒辦法再多載了。你們必須把其他的獵物都留下。” 獵人說：“但是去年另一個飛行員開一樣的`飛機(jī)，就讓我們帶兩只水牛，還有一些其他的動物上機(jī)!”

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