英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話帶翻譯

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英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話帶翻譯

　　I'm Glad

英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話帶翻譯

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now，children，"said she，"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"

　　"Please，teacher:said a small boy，:I’ve made someone glad yesterday."

　　"Well done. Who was that”

　　"My granny."

　　"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

　　"Please，teacher，I went to see her yesterday，and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her，‘Granny, I’m going home’，and she said，‘Well，I'm glad!’”

　　我很高興

　　學(xué)校的老師正在對(duì)學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性。“現(xiàn)在，孩子們，”她說:“她們當(dāng)中有誰(shuí)讓別人高興過?”

　　“我，老師，”一個(gè)小男孩說:“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

　　“做得好。是誰(shuí)呢?”

　　“我奶奶。”

　　“好孩子。現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”

　　“是這樣的.，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒待了三個(gè)小時(shí)。然后我跟她說:‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說:‘啊，我很高興!’”

　　Alexander the Great

　　Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said:“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition.Why，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.

　　"Yes，”said Landon，"he couldn’t help it，for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.”

　　recitation

　　nettle

　　ambition

　　conquer

　　亞歷山大大帝

　　蘭登作了一次不成功的朗誦。教授有點(diǎn)不悅，對(duì)他說道:“蘭登，你在這門課上好像進(jìn)步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亞歷山大大帝在你這個(gè)年齡可已經(jīng)征服了半個(gè)世界。”

　　“是啊，”蘭登說，“他沒法不那樣。教授先生，您回想一下史實(shí)，亞歷山大大帝有亞里士多德做他的老師。”

　　n.[U][C]背誦，朗誦，當(dāng)眾吟誦

　　vt.惹怒,使惱火

　　n.[U][C]雄心，抱負(fù);野心

　　vt.&vi.得勝，勝利;攻克，攻取

　　The Right Leg

　　Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?

　　Sophomore(meekly):The right leg，sir.

　　pond

　　drench

　　sophomore

　　meekly

　　右腿

　　學(xué)監(jiān)(非常生氣):現(xiàn)在你承認(rèn)這可憐的新生被扔進(jìn)這蛙池里，渾身濕透?那么你在這不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?

　　二年級(jí)學(xué)生(恭順地):右腿，先生。

　　n.[C]池塘

　　vt，使?jié)裢�，浸�?/p>

　　n.(大學(xué)、高中的)二年級(jí)學(xué)生

　　adj.溫順地;逆來順受地