英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)小對(duì)話(huà)
Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
雞蛋在哪里?
老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?
學(xué)生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師：“雞蛋”在哪?
學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man:He is really somebody.What does do?
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery
他真是一個(gè)大人物
小孩：我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。
男人：他真是一個(gè)大人物。他是干什么的?
小孩：墓地守墓人。
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生：服務(wù)員，我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅.
服務(wù)員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的.
A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate.
Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have
a crush on someone else in the class, when they’re eight
or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-old
kid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it
expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son,
it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it
cost?” And the father said, “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying.”
有個(gè)小孩愛(ài)上了另一個(gè)小孩，對(duì)方是學(xué)校的.同學(xué)。八歲或十歲左右的孩子有時(shí)會(huì)迷戀班上某個(gè)人，然后就以為自己戀愛(ài)了。因此這個(gè)八歲的小孩回家問(wèn)他爸爸：「爸爸，結(jié)婚很花錢(qián)嗎?」爸爸說(shuō)：「是啊，兒子，非�；ㄥX(qián)�！箖鹤佑謫�(wèn)：「要花多少錢(qián)呢?」爸爸說(shuō)：「我不知道，兒子，我到現(xiàn)在還一直在付錢(qián)啊!」
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