兒童英語笑話故事

　　Boxing and Running

　　Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight."

　　Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box."

　　Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."

　　拳擊和賽跑

　　丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友：“這是一個(gè)粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎么去拼搏。”

　　朋友：“如果他碰上的對(duì)手是一個(gè)比他高大，健壯而且也會(huì)拳擊的人怎么辦?”

　　丹：“我也會(huì)教他怎么樣賽跑呢。”

　　Make your fortune

　　"How did you make your fortune?"

　　"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

　　"How did that help?"

　　"Now he has the experience and I the money."

　　計(jì)劃你的將來

　　“你是怎么計(jì)劃你的.將來的?”

　　“我變成一個(gè)富人的合伙人，他有錢，我有經(jīng)驗(yàn)。”

　　“那有什么用?”

　　“現(xiàn)在他有經(jīng)驗(yàn)了，我有錢。”

　　awyers

　　A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".

　　律師

　　一喝醉了的人在一聲酒吧呼喊,"所有的律師都是無賴" 。 另外的一個(gè)喝醉了的人站起來而且大叫,"嗨,我反對(duì)那一個(gè)評(píng)論". 開始的喝醉者大叫。 " 為什么你是一位律師?". "沒有", 說那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一個(gè)無賴" 。

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