小學(xué)四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話
1.
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it.
Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.
That's because it's empty, said his bright son. You'd be all right if you had something in it.
一個(gè)男孩放學(xué)回家時(shí)，覺得肚子痛。來，坐下，吃點(diǎn)點(diǎn)心，媽媽說，你肚子痛是因?yàn)槎亲邮强盏摹３渣c(diǎn)東西就會(huì)好的。
一會(huì)兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說是頭痛。
你頭痛是因?yàn)槟愕哪X袋是空的，他那聰明的兒子說，里面裝點(diǎn)東西，就會(huì)好的。
2.
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因?yàn)槲覄傄Я俗约旱纳囝^。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的縮略形式。
我剛咬破自己的`舌頭
“我們有毒嗎?”一個(gè)年幼的蛇問它的母親。
“是的，親愛的，”她回答說，“你問這個(gè)干什么?”
“因?yàn)槲覄倓傄谱约旱纳囝^。”
3.
How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to
be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his
way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生，我的當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來到紐約，幾乎不認(rèn)路。
而且，他只會(huì)說幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)單詞。"
法官看了看被告，問道："你會(huì)說多少英文?"
被告抬起頭，說："把你的錢包給我!"
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