英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶漢語(yǔ)
The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?
吝嗇鬼請(qǐng)客
一個(gè)出了名的吝嗇鬼終于決定要請(qǐng)一次客了。他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說(shuō)：“你上到五樓，找中間那個(gè)門，然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之后，再用你的腳把門推開。” “為什么要用我的肘和腳呢?”
“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會(huì)空著手來(lái)吧?”吝嗇鬼回答。 I think that I'm a chicken Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg! 精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服? 病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。
精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時(shí)候開始的.? 病人：從我還是一只蛋的時(shí)候開始。
I think that I'm a chicken Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服? 病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。
精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時(shí)候開始的? 病人：從我還是一只蛋的時(shí)候開始。
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?"
Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
譯文：
老農(nóng)約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在床邊。他聲音低沉地對(duì)妻子說(shuō)：“我死后，我想你嫁給農(nóng)夫瓊斯。”
妻子說(shuō)：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁給任何人。” 約翰遜：“但我希望你這么做。” 妻子：“為什么?”
約翰遜：“因?yàn)榄偹乖谝还P販馬的交易中欺騙了我。”
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