五個英語小笑話

　　一男養(yǎng)一豬,特?zé)┧?就想把它給扔了,但是此豬認(rèn)得回家的路,扔了好多次都沒有成功.某日,此人駕車棄豬,當(dāng)晚打電話給他的妻子問：“豬歸否?”其妻曰：“歸矣.”男非常氣憤,大吼道：“快讓它接電話,我迷路了.”

　　A man raising a pig,especially annoying it,want it to throw it away,but the pigs know the way home,throw several times without success.One day,the man driving abandoned pig,night to call his wife asked:" whether to the pig?" His wife said:" to carry on." Angry men,big growl:" let it answer the phone,I'm lost."

　　昨天和一同學(xué)聊最近小三猖獗.他說他有一次在他爸爸的手機里有一個人的'名字存儲為老婆,但是號碼不是他媽媽.背著父親戰(zhàn)戰(zhàn)兢兢回過去,發(fā)現(xiàn)是一位大叔.他最后自我勸慰說,可能有人姓婆吧.

　　Yesterday and a classmate in recent three rampant.He said that he had a time in his father's mobile phone in the name of a person is stored as a wife,but not his mother.他大驚,He was carrying his father back,trembling with fear,discovery is an uncle.He consoled himself last,may have the surname Po.

　　有天晚上從學(xué)校外面的網(wǎng)吧出來,因為結(jié)了冰,不小心腳一滑,在即將摔倒的時候,我拉住了一個經(jīng)過的男生并且驚叫了一聲：“媽呀!”結(jié)果那男生結(jié)結(jié)巴巴的說了一句：“你,你,你認(rèn)錯人了.”就匆匆走了..

　　One day in the evening from outside the school Internet bar comes out,because the ice,accidentally slipped,in the fall,I pulled by a boy and screamed:" omg!"Results the boys hesitating in speaking to say:" you,you,you." Left in a hurry..

　　一個人生病了去打點滴,因為趕時間他加快點滴的速度,醫(yī)生看到了就調(diào)慢了,醫(yī)生走了他又調(diào)快了.醫(yī)生叫他不要調(diào)快但是他不聽,醫(yī)生生氣道：“真趕時間,那你喝了吧”.

　　A man ill to drip,because in a hurry he accelerated the intravenous drip speed,the doctor saw the transfer is slow,the doctor came and he transferred quickly.The doctor told him not to fast but he did not,the doctor gets angry:" really pressed for time,you drink it".

　　明天公司內(nèi)部考核,我和一互有好感的女同事.我：我要去參加比賽了,給點兒精神上的鼓勵吧!MM：一個內(nèi)部比賽瞎激動什么,再說我也不會精神上的鼓勵,就會肉體的.我：你...怎么突然對我這么好...MM：想什么美事兒呢,你要過不去,我就抽死你.

　　Tomorrow the company internal examination,and I liked each other female colleagues.I:I want to join the game,give some spiritual encouragement!MM:an inner race blind excited,say I will not spiritual encouragement,will the body.I:you...How suddenly so good to me ...MM:what good things,you have to go through,I will take you to death.

【五個英語小笑話】相關(guān)文章：

英語閱讀小笑話12-27

小故事英語笑話12-10

幽默小笑話英語10-04

英語小笑話帶09-24

英語小笑話小學(xué)09-19

英語故事小笑話08-27

英語小笑話賞析08-29

英語小笑話摘選08-02

最新英語小笑話08-02

短篇英語小笑話06-23