搞笑英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯

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搞笑英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯

　　1.The mean man's party

搞笑英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯

　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?

　　吝嗇鬼請(qǐng)客一個(gè)出了名的吝嗇鬼終于決定要請(qǐng)一次客了。他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說(shuō)：“你上到五樓，找中間那個(gè)門(mén)，然后用你的胳膊肘按門(mén)鈴。門(mén)開(kāi)了之后，再用你的腳把門(mén)推開(kāi)。” “為什么要用我的肘和腳呢?” “你的.雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會(huì)空著手來(lái)吧?”吝嗇鬼回答。

　　2. I think that I'm a chicken

　　Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

　　精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服? 病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時(shí)候開(kāi)始的? 病人：從我還是一只蛋的時(shí)候開(kāi)始。

　　3. Who Is the Laziest?

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

　　Tom: I don't know, father. Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work? Tom: Our teacher, father.

　　父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過(guò)，現(xiàn)在我想問(wèn)你個(gè)問(wèn)題。你們班上誰(shuí)最懶? 湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。父親：啊，不對(duì)，你知道!想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫(xiě)字時(shí)，誰(shuí)在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課? 湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

　　英語(yǔ)小笑話：狗不識(shí)字

　　Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

　　Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

　　布朗夫人：哦，

　　親愛(ài)的，我把珍愛(ài)的小狗給丟了!

　　史密斯夫人：可是你該在報(bào)紙上登廣告啊!

　　布朗夫人：沒(méi)有用的，我的小狗不認(rèn)識(shí)字。

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