每日精選英語笑話帶翻譯

　　1、Once a simpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice.

　　Two hours later, he didn’t come back. She wanted to know why he didn’t come back and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting.

　　“What’s the matter?” She asked him. “Why don’t you bring it in?”

　　“I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I’m running it dry.” The simpleton answered.

　　從前有一個笨人的.妻子讓她的丈夫買幾塊冰。

　　兩個小時后，他還沒回來。

　　她想知道他為什么沒回來，就出去看了看，發(fā)現(xiàn)她的丈夫在門口站著，在太陽下曬冰，看著冰融化。

　　她問他：“怎么啦?你為什么不把它拿進(jìn)來?”

　　“我看見冰是濕的，恐怕你會訓(xùn)斥我，因此，我正在把它曬干。”笨人回答道。

　　2、It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

　　"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

　　"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

　　"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

　　那天是圣誕節(jié)，法官在審訊犯人時也有點(diǎn)惻隱之心。“你為什么而被起訴?”他問。

　　“采購圣誕節(jié)物品過早。”被告答。

　　“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”

　　在商店開門之前，“犯人應(yīng)道。

　　3、A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand."I can't hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge."Can you hear out of your right ear?" the judge asked. The man nodded his head.

　　"You'll be allowed to serve on the jury," the judge declared. "We only listen to one side of the case at a time."

　　一位法官問我們這群修補(bǔ)陪審員是否有人應(yīng)當(dāng)免權(quán)。一個人舉起了手。“我的左耳聽不見。”那人告訴法官。“你的右邊耳朵聽得見嗎?”法官問道。那人點(diǎn)了點(diǎn)頭。“你將被允許加入陪審團(tuán)，”法官宣布。“我們每次只聽一面之辭。”

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