每日英語(yǔ)笑話

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每日精品英語(yǔ)笑話

　　1、A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.

每日精品英語(yǔ)笑話

　　The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

　　Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!"

　　一名新警察與老警察開(kāi)著警車(chē)第一次出去巡邏。他們得到命令去疏散一群閑逛的人，于是他們開(kāi)車(chē)去了那條街，看到路口站著一群人。

　　新警察搖下窗戶：“大家注意了，快離開(kāi)這里。”人們看了他幾眼，沒(méi)理他。他喊起來(lái)：“離開(kāi)這里，馬上離開(kāi)!”大家都不知道怎么回事，但是在他的威脅下還是離開(kāi)了。

　　新警察對(duì)他第一次執(zhí)行公務(wù)的結(jié)果很滿意，對(duì)老警察說(shuō)：“我干得怎么樣?”“你做得很好，”老警察笑著說(shuō)，“尤其是在公共汽車(chē)站。”

　　2、A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States.

　　After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the kays."

　　The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "Give me the kays." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.

　　我的一位朋友在給一個(gè)成人學(xué)生班級(jí)上英語(yǔ)課。他們都是新近來(lái)美國(guó)生活的。

　　在一張桌子上擺了許多日常用品之后，他請(qǐng)全班同學(xué)給他挑出尺子，書(shū)本，鋼筆等。課進(jìn)行得井然有序，學(xué)生們對(duì)自己所做的似乎很感興趣，也很認(rèn)真。后來(lái)輪到一名來(lái)自意大利的學(xué)生，我的朋友說(shuō)：“給我鑰匙。”

　　那人看起來(lái)非常吃驚，也有點(diǎn)手足無(wú)措。看到這種情況，我的'朋友想是他沒(méi)有聽(tīng)清楚，于是又重復(fù)了一遍：“給我鑰匙。”那位意大利學(xué)生聳了聳肩。接著，他伸出胳膊摟住老師的脖子在雙頰上親了兩下。

　　3、An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'

　　'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.'

　　The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.'

　　'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'

　　'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'

　　一位耳聾并且總是嫌?xùn)|西太貴的老太太走進(jìn)一家商店。她問(wèn)店員：“這東西要多少錢(qián)?”

　　“七美元，太太，這是很便宜的。”

　　老太太說(shuō)：“太貴了，十四美元差不多。”

　　店員忙說(shuō)：“我沒(méi)說(shuō)十七美元，是七美元。”

　　“還是太貴，”老太太說(shuō)：“五美元，我就買(mǎi)啦。”

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