英語幽默的笑話集

　　1、Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

　　and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

　　湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個苯蛋了!"

　　吉姆說:"你媽媽能!"

　　2、An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings.""That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor

　　一名藝術(shù)家問畫廊老板，最近有沒有人對他展出的畫感興趣。“這有好消息和壞消息，”老板回答。“好消息是有一位先生咨詢你的作品，他想知道在你死后你的畫會不會升值。我告訴他你的畫會升值，他就把你的15幅畫全都買走了。”“真是太好了”，藝術(shù)家是喜形于色，“那壞消息是什么?”帶著關(guān)心的口吻，畫廊老板回答，“買畫的人是你的醫(yī)生”。

　　3、An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

　　Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."

　　一位老婦有只貓,這只貓很老,它跑不快了,也咬不了東西,因?yàn)樗�年紀(jì)太大了.一天,老貓發(fā)現(xiàn)一只老鼠,它跳過去抓這只老鼠,然而,它咬不住這只老鼠.因此,老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了,因?yàn)槔县堃Р涣怂?

　　于是,老婦很生氣,因?yàn)槔县垱]有把老鼠咬死.她開始打這只貓,貓說：“不要打你的.老仆人,我已經(jīng)為你服務(wù)了很多年,而且還愿意為你效勞,但是,我實(shí)在太老了,對年紀(jì)大的不要這么無情,要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情.”

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