英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典笑話

　　1、TOM'S EXCUSE
 

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

　　湯姆的借口
 

　　老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到?

　　湯姆：我每次路過(guò)拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著："學(xué)校----慢行。"

　　2、DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU?
 

　　One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and

　　saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very

　　pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and

　　said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim.

　　What happened? Did your father help you?"

　　"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all

　　myself," said Tim.

　　你爸爸幫你了嗎?
 

　　一天，蒂姆的數(shù)學(xué)老師看了他的`作業(yè)，發(fā)現(xiàn)他全做對(duì)了。老師很高興

　　，同時(shí)也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說(shuō)："蒂姆，你這次的作業(yè)全都

　　做對(duì)了，怎么回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?"

　　"不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"

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