搞笑英語故事帶翻譯

　　搞笑英語故事帶翻譯一：

　　To Borrow an OxOnce upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man. After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.

　　借公牛一用 從前，有個人很富有，但他不識字。 一天，他的一位朋友想向他借一頭公牛，便寫了個條，讓仆人送到富人那里。 仆人把條子給了富人。富人便假裝看了一會兒，然后說道：好啦，我知道了�；厝ジ嬖V你的主人，我馬上自己過去。

　　搞笑英語故事帶翻譯二：

　　HogarthThe great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after the picture had been commenced, a hitch arose over the fee, and Hogarth found that he would have to complete the commission for about half the sum he expected. When the work was com pleted, the patron was asked to come and inspect it. As a matter of fact, the picture was just one daub of brilliant red. What's this? exclaimed the purchaser. I asked for the Red Sea, on the occasion of the celebrated passage. That's it, replied Hogarth. But, where are the Israelites? They are all gone over.Where are the Egyptians?They're all drowned.

　　霍迦斯一天，有人請這位偉大的畫家畫一幅法老王渡紅海圖。這幅畫剛開始不久，酬金就出現(xiàn)了問題�；舻纤拱l(fā)現(xiàn)，完成這幅畫后，他只能得到他想要的大約一半的'錢。當作品完成之后，那位主顧被請來看畫。其實，這幅畫不過是胡亂涂抹的一片鮮紅。 這是什么?那位買主喊了起來。我要的是紅海，是那次著名的航海。 這就是，霍迦斯回答說。 可是以色列人在哪兒? 他們都已經(jīng)渡過去了。 埃及人在哪兒? 他們?nèi)�都淹死了�?/p>

　　搞笑英語故事帶翻譯三：

　　What was it she wanted?A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma’am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon. Horrified, the manager came runningover to the customer and said, Of course, we'll have somesoon, We placed an order last week. Then the manager drewthe clerk aside: Never, never, never say we are out of anythingsay we've got it on order and it's coming. Now whatwas it she wanted?Rain, said the clerk.

　　她要買什么?一個商店經(jīng)理聽見一個店員對顧客說：不，夫人，這會兒沒有，一時半會兒看來也不會有。經(jīng)理驚恐萬分地跑到顧客跟前說：當然，馬上就會有的，我們上周訂了貨。然后經(jīng)理把店員拉到一邊：千萬，千萬，千萬不要說我們沒有什么，說我們已經(jīng)訂了貨，貨馬上就到�，F(xiàn)在你說她要買什么?雨，店員說。

【搞笑英語故事帶翻譯】相關(guān)文章：

帶翻譯搞笑英語笑話01-16

搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯短文07-20

幽默搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯05-18

英語搞笑笑話帶翻譯11-04

超級搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯11-04

搞笑英語笑話大全帶翻譯12-05

英語笑話故事短文帶翻譯07-13

英語幽默笑話故事帶翻譯05-20

英語短篇笑話故事帶翻譯01-04

短篇英語笑話故事帶翻譯12-31