鬧笑話英文

　　鬧笑話英文一：

　　After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. "What's so special about this coffin?" I asked the funeral director. He replied, "It has a lifetime warranty."

　　鬧笑話英文二：

　　Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolman. "Don't you ever look at the speedometer?" the officer scolded. Before I knew it, the truth spilled from my mouth. "As fast as I was going," I admitted, "I was afraid to take my eyes off the road."

　　鬧笑話英文三：

　　One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.

　　一天，蒂姆的數(shù)學(xué)老師看了他的作業(yè)，發(fā)現(xiàn)他全做對了。

　　The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.

　　老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝。

　　He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"

　　他把蒂姆叫到桌前說："蒂姆，你這次的作業(yè)全都做對了，怎么回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?"

　　"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim."

　　"不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做。"

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