校園英語小笑話

　　校園英語小笑話一：

　　Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"

　　丹在一個大城市的某個俱樂部當守門人。每天都有數(shù)千人經(jīng)過他的門口，而且許多人都會停下來問他:“請問現(xiàn)在幾點?”

　　After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here." Then he did so.

　　幾個月后，丹想:“我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的`問題了，我要去買一只大鐘，把它掛在這兒的墻上。”于是他買了一只鐘，把它掛在了墻上。

　　"Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?"

　　“現(xiàn)在人們總不會再停下來問我時間了。”他高興地想�？墒谴蚰且院�，每天仍有許多人停下來，看看鐘，然后問丹:“這鐘準嗎?”

　　校園英語小笑話二：

　　Jesus’s Telly　　A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.

　　"But what’s that in the corner?" asked Mother.

　　"Oh, that’s their telly," replied the tot.

　　校園英語小笑話三：

　　Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."

　　Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

　　And Julie replied, "Because that’s what I put in my geography exam!"

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