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初中英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)（精選11篇）
在我們平凡無(wú)奇的學(xué)生時(shí)代，是不是經(jīng)常追著老師要知識(shí)點(diǎn)？知識(shí)點(diǎn)就是掌握某個(gè)問(wèn)題/知識(shí)的學(xué)習(xí)要點(diǎn)。你知道哪些知識(shí)點(diǎn)是真正對(duì)我們有幫助的嗎？以下是小編精心整理的初中英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)，僅供參考，歡迎大家閱讀。
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà) 1
Kate: Mom, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But Ive got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you havent. Ive just dropped it.
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà) 2
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.Dont you know you
are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But Ive saved you a meal, haven I?
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà) 3
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"Thats terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà) 4
Billy:“ Mother, Bobby broke a window.”
Mother: “How did he do it?”
Billy: “I threw a rock at him and he ducked.”
比利：媽媽?zhuān)ū却驂牧舜安ＡА?/p>
媽媽?zhuān)核趺创虻?
比利：我向他扔石頭，他躲開(kāi)了。
生難詞：duck v.躲避
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà) 5
Teacher: “Tom, why are you late for school every day?”
Tom: “Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.”
老師：“湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到?”
湯姆：“我每次路過(guò)拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫(xiě)著：學(xué)校----慢行�！�
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà) 6
Boy: Hi, didnt we go on dates before? Onec or twice?
Girl: Mustve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
男孩：嗨，我們之前是不是約會(huì)過(guò)，是一次還是兩次，我忘記了。
女孩：應(yīng)該只有一次吧，我從不犯兩次同樣的錯(cuò)誤。
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà) 7
My uncle has 1000 men under him.
He is really somebody. What does he do?
A maintenance man in a cemetery.
我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。
他真是一個(gè)大人物。干什么的?
墓地守墓人。
生難詞：cemetery n.守墓人
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà) 8
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: Ive just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
媽媽?zhuān)耗銥槭裁床煌５靥咸碌?
湯姆：我剛吃完藥，可我忘了先搖動(dòng)瓶子了
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà) 9
why is he howling.
他為什么喊
dentist: please stop howling. i havent even touched your tooth yet.
牙醫(yī)：請(qǐng)你不要再喊了!我還沒(méi)碰你的牙呢。
patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà) 10
The plural Form of "Child"
Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?
Tom: Men.
Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
Tom: Twins.
"孩子"的復(fù)數(shù)形式
老師：湯姆，‘男人’這個(gè)詞的復(fù)數(shù)形式是什么?
湯姆：男人們。
老師：答得好。那‘孩子’的'復(fù)數(shù)形式呢?
湯姆：雙胞胎。
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà) 11
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign:
"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
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