短英文笑話帶翻譯

　　短英文笑話帶翻譯一：

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

　　The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

　　Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問(wèn)題。

　　這個(gè)問(wèn)題是：為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲?

　　尼克的回答是：因?yàn)檠劬υ谇�，耳朵在后�?/p>

　　短英文笑話帶翻譯二：

　　When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles.

　　"How was your first day?" I asked.

　　"It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."

　　Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?"

　　"Do you prefer paper or plastic?"

　　我兒子在一所中學(xué)讀二年級(jí)時(shí)，在一家超級(jí)市場(chǎng)找到了一份包裝商品的業(yè)余工作。他滿面笑容地回到了家。

　　“第一天感覺如何?”我問(wèn)。

　　“好極了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟許多漂亮的女孩子講了話。”

　　由于斯蒂芬不善言談，我問(wèn)道：“你跟他們說(shuō)了些什么?”

　　“你是喜歡紙包裝還是塑料包裝?”

　　短英文笑話帶翻譯三：

　　The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

　　"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

　　教進(jìn)化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個(gè)小時(shí)，他的話題又來(lái)了：“讓我向進(jìn)化論者提個(gè)問(wèn)題——如果我們?cè)��?jīng)像狒狒那樣長(zhǎng)著尾巴，那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了?”

　　“我來(lái)試試看，”一位老太太說(shuō)。“該是我們?cè)谶@里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”

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