英文笑話小故事
英文笑話小故事一：
A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"
警察看到一個女人一邊開車一邊織毛衣。警察走近她，說道：“把車貼邊。”
"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"
女人說：“不是，是一雙襪子!”
Note:pull over 作動詞的時候意思是靠岸、開到路邊;做名詞的時候是套頭衫。
英文笑話小故事二：
"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
"媽媽,我的烏龜死了,"小男孩默丁伸出手里的烏龜給媽媽看,悲傷地對她說.
The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet.
媽媽親了一下他的頭,說:"沒關(guān)系.我們用紙巾把它包起來,放到小盒子里,再到后院舉行一個小葬禮.然后我們就去吃冰激凌,再買給你一個新寵物.
"I don't want you...." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Myrddin, your turtle is not dead after all."
"我不希望你..."媽媽的聲音變小了,因為她發(fā)現(xiàn)烏龜在動."默丁, 你的烏龜根本沒死."
"Oh," the disappointed boy, wanting ice cream and a new pet, said. "Can I kill it?".
"哦,"想著冰激凌和新寵物的.男孩失望起來,"我能弄死它嗎?"
Notes:hold out 伸出wrap 包裹burial ceremony 葬禮trail off 減弱,變小
英文笑話小故事三：
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
一天，蘇在打掃床底下的時候，發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個小盒子。出于好奇，她把它打開，發(fā)現(xiàn)里面有3個雞蛋和一萬塊錢。她感覺有些可疑，就找結(jié)了婚20年的丈夫質(zhì)問。
"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.
弗蘭克說：“哦，那個啊，每欺騙你一次，我就放一個雞蛋到盒子里。”蘇雖然對此有點不開心，不過想到20年間才欺騙她3次，也不算很糟糕了。
"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
“但是那一萬塊錢是怎么會是?”
"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."
“每當(dāng)我攢夠了12個雞蛋，我就把它們賣了。”
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