短的英文笑話

　　短的`英文笑話一：

　　Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd. In an instant, a skycap was at his side. Sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.

　　短的英文笑話二：

　　Senior ClassDuring the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return. When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Can you imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!"

　　短的英文笑話三：

　　I didn't know that I was so farA big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the soldiers decidedthat the fighting was getting too dangerous for him, so he left the front line and began to go away from the battle. After he had walked for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him. The officer stopped him and said, “ where are you going?” “I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battle that's going on behind us, sir,” the soldier answered.“Do you know who I am?” the officer said to him angrily. “I'm your commanding officer.” The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said, “My God, I didn't know that I was so far back already!”

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