英語笑話大全 翻譯
英語笑話大全 翻譯一：
A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. "I pray to God that you are speaking the truth", his wife says."May God strike me dead if I am lying.""Then I pray to God that you are lying", his wife said hopefully.
一個(gè)男人因嗜賭而經(jīng)�；丶液芡�，為此他妻子從沒停止過罵他。一次他因工作很晚回到家后，他妻子指責(zé)他又去賭博了，可他發(fā)誓說這次是因?yàn)楣ぷ鳌?quot;我祈禱上帝你說的`是實(shí)話，"妻子說。"如果我說謊上帝便賜我于死。""那我祈禱上帝你是在說謊。"他妻子充滿希望地說。
英語笑話大全 翻譯二：
There was a lady who took a taxi home, and when the taxi driver approached her house she told him to stop, saying, "Okay, here, here is good."
Then she asked the driver, "How much is it?"
And the driver replied, "Ten dollars."
After searching in her purse for a while, she said, "Could you please go back 500 meters? I have only seven dollars on me!"
倒轉(zhuǎn)車子
有一位女士搭計(jì)程車回家，當(dāng)?shù)诌_(dá)家門口時(shí)，她告訴司機(jī)：
「好，就停在這里�！谷缓笏龁枺骸付嗌馘X?」司機(jī)回答：
「十塊錢�！顾朔ぐ笳f：「可不可以請(qǐng)你把車子再倒回去五百公尺，因?yàn)槲抑挥衅邏K錢!」
英語笑話大全 翻譯三：
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."Mom pondered that idea and then replied, "I'd rather buy you a gift."
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。“沒關(guān)系，”他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順。”媽媽沉思片刻后回答說，“我寧愿給你買一件禮物。”
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