關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全一：
I wanted to make my mark as the new food-service officer at a recruit training center. The menu was loaded with red meat, so I devised a new one to reduce cholesterol(膽固醇). I substituted chicken for beef, and awaited comments from the suggestion box.The first one summed up the recruits' feelings. It read simply,″Let the chicken live.″
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全二：
A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard."Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!""Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy littlevoice..."Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全三：
A certain man made a wooden image of Mercury, and exposed it for sale in the market. As no one offered to buy it, however, he would try to attract a purchaser by proclaiming the virtues of the image. So he cried up and down the market, "A god for sale! A god for sale! One who'll bring you luck and keep you lucky!"Presently one of the bystanders(旁觀(guān)者) stopped him and said, "If your god is all you make him out to be, how is it you don't keep him and make the most of him yourself?" "I'll tell you why," replied he; "He bring gain, it is true, but he takes his time about it, whereas I want money at once."
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