一句話的英語笑話

　　一句話的英語笑話：Haveafirstchild

　　A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.

　　After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife‘s stomach with indelible ink.

　　The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.

　　In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."

　　一句話的英語笑話：Thepre-birthclass

　　When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child.

　　The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this:

　　"Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, ‘We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family.‘ But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, ‘Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.‘"

　　One of the women spoke up immediately. "Does she cook???"

　　一句話的英語笑話：Expertonparenting

　　The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.

　　On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.

　　The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston.

　　Then she inquired what I did for a living.

　　I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.

　　Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, "If there‘s anything you want to know, just ask me."

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