圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)爆笑
圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)爆笑一：
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
一個(gè)女孩爬到圣誕老人的膝蓋上，圣誕老人例行公事的`問(wèn)：“今年圣誕節(jié)你想要什么呢?”
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
孩子瞪大眼睛驚訝的望著圣誕老人一分鐘都沒(méi)講話(huà)，然后喘著氣說(shuō)到：“你沒(méi)收到我的電子郵件嗎?(我想要什么都寫(xiě)上面了，萬(wàn)能的圣誕老人咋能不知道捏)”
圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)爆笑二：
A waitress at our restaurant had a change of clothes stolen from the break room. Making matters worse, she’d planned on wearing them to the Christmas party. As a brand-new employee, I didn’t know any of this backstory, so I was a bit surprised to find this indignant note posted on the community board: "It has been two weeks since the Christmas party, and I still have not found my clothes."
我們飯館里一位女服務(wù)員的一套換洗的衣服在休息室里失竊了。更糟的是，她原本計(jì)劃穿著那套去參加圣誕聚會(huì)。作為一個(gè)新員工，我并不知道這個(gè)幕后故事，因此當(dāng)我發(fā)現(xiàn)這張充滿(mǎn)怒氣的紙條貼在社區(qū)公告欄里時(shí)，有點(diǎn)吃驚。紙條上寫(xiě)著：“圣誕聚會(huì)已經(jīng)過(guò)去兩個(gè)星期了，但我始終還沒(méi)找回我的衣服。”
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