兒童英語笑話精選三則

　　精選的`三則兒童英語笑話 天真無邪

　　Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?

　　Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I turned in a blank sheet of paper.

　　媽媽：約翰尼，你今天放學(xué)以后為什么被留下了?

　　約翰尼：老師叫我們寫一篇題為《懶惰的結(jié)果》的作文，我交了一張白卷。

　　Son: Is ink so very expensive, father?

　　Father: Why, son, what makes you think so?

　　Son: W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some on the carpet.

　　兒子：爸爸，墨水很貴嗎?

　　父親：不貴呀，你為什么這么想?

　　兒子：哦，我把墨水灑了一點(diǎn)在地毯上，媽媽好象挺著急的。

　　The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(憤怒的) as he read,

　　"English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quakinglad(少年，小伙子).

　　"Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent."

　　父親在看他那滿懷希望的兒子帶回來的學(xué)校成績單。他邊看邊露出憤怒的表情：

　　“英語，差;法語，差;數(shù)學(xué)，中。”他厭惡地瞥了在發(fā)抖的兒子一眼。

　　“爸爸，”兒子說，“可能成績不夠理想。但您看到那一項(xiàng)了嗎?”他指了指下一行：“健康狀況，優(yōu)。”

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