簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
幾則簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話
Half or Five Tenths?
Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.
Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
半個(gè)還是十分之五
老師：你愿意要半個(gè)柑橘，還是十分之五個(gè)柑橘?
杰拉得：我寧可要半個(gè)。
老師：仔細(xì)想想，說(shuō)出理由來(lái)。
杰拉得：因?yàn)槟闳绻迅涕偾谐墒种澹歉涕僦蛽p失太多了。
The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道這個(gè)諺語(yǔ)嗎?
一個(gè)小女孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。
“沒(méi)有關(guān)系，”一位先生說(shuō)，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語(yǔ)嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?”
Improvement
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"
"Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
進(jìn)步
一位學(xué)生對(duì)另一位說(shuō)：“你的 英語(yǔ) 最近學(xué)的怎么樣?”
“很好，我過(guò)去不懂英國(guó)人說(shuō)話，可現(xiàn)在是英國(guó)人不懂我的話了。”
The smart Old Lady
An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'
'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.'
The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.'
'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'
'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'
聰明的老太太
一位耳聾并且總是嫌?xùn)|西太貴的.老太太走進(jìn)一家商店。 她問(wèn)
店員：“這東西要多少錢(qián)?”
“七美元，太太，這是很便宜的。”
老太太說(shuō)：“太貴了，十四美元差不多。”
店員忙說(shuō)：“我沒(méi)說(shuō)十七美元，是七美元。”
“還是太貴，”老太太說(shuō)：“五美元，我就買(mǎi)啦。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。
“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了?”
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。“再給你兩分錢(qián)�？赡銥槭裁磳�(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的。”
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