神級邏輯英語笑話系列

　　打獵

　　Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"

　　兩個獵人進森林里打獵，其中一個獵人不慎跌倒，兩眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一個獵人趕緊拿出手機撥通緊急求助電話。接線員沉著地說：“第一步，要先確定你的朋友已經(jīng)死亡。”于是，接線員在電話里聽到一聲槍響，然后聽到那獵人接著問：“第二步怎辦?

　　我沒睡著

　　When a group of women got on the car, every seatwas already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to beasleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said:"Wake up, sir!"

　　"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

　　"Not asleep? But you had your eyesclosed."

　　"I know. I just hate to look at ladiesstanding up beside me in a crowded car."

　　當一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”

　　“我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。

　　“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”

　　“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”

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