英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：媽媽和女兒的搞笑對(duì)答
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
兩塊蛋糕
湯姆：媽媽?zhuān)铱梢猿詢(xún)蓧K蛋糕嗎?
媽媽?zhuān)寒?dāng)然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧
It's not my fault
Mother (reprimanding訓(xùn)斥，譴責(zé) her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.
Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.
不是我的.錯(cuò)
媽媽(正教訓(xùn)她的女兒)：你不該拽貓的尾巴。
女兒：媽?zhuān)抑皇俏罩埼舶�，它自己在拽�?/p>
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.
在觀(guān)看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問(wèn)學(xué)生的觀(guān)后感。班上最小的女孩說(shuō)，她希望舞蹈演員可以長(zhǎng)得更高一點(diǎn)兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。
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