今日英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一個(gè)男人在街上被出租車(chē)撞倒送進(jìn)了醫(yī)院.他的.妻子站在他的床前對(duì)醫(yī)生說(shuō):"我想他傷得很厲害."醫(yī)生說(shuō):"我怕他已經(jīng)死了."聽(tīng)到醫(yī)生的話(huà),這個(gè)男人轉(zhuǎn)動(dòng)著頭說(shuō):"我沒(méi)死,我還活著."妻子說(shuō):"安靜,醫(yī)生比你懂得多."
The busis very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him.
"Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts.
"It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him.
"But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says.
公共汽車(chē)上很擁擠.一位男士想上車(chē),但是沒(méi)有人給他讓路.
"喂,讓我上車(chē)!"那位男士喊道.
"車(chē)太擠了,你最好坐下一輛"車(chē)上的一位乘客對(duì)他說(shuō).
"但是沒(méi)有我你們走不了.我是司機(jī)!"那位男士說(shuō)道.
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