我們愛講英語(yǔ)笑話

　　The gambler 賭徒

　　A gambler carried $1000 from home and went to casino. A few hours later, he came back. His wife asked him immediately: "Does that big note give birth to some children?"

　　"Yes, yes," the gambler took out two ten-dollar notes and said in a weeping toe, "unfortunately their mother died".

　　有個(gè)賭徒從家里拿了1千美金去賭博。幾小時(shí)后，他回來(lái)了。妻子忙迎上前問：“那張大票子生孩子沒有?”

　　“生了，生了!”賭徒從衣袋里掏出兩張10美元的鈔票，哭喪著臉說(shuō)，“不幸的是，他們的母親去世了。”

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