開(kāi)心一刻爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話

　　The month is up today 今天是這個(gè)月的最后一天

　　A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

　　The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

　　Bartender: "That should make you happy."

　　The man: "No, the month is up today!"

　　一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里，傷心至極。

　　酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"

　　男人："我們吵了一架，她說(shuō)一個(gè)月都不跟我說(shuō)話。"

　　酒吧招待："那你應(yīng)該高興才是啊!"

　　男人："不，今天是這個(gè)月的最后一天。"

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