搞笑調(diào)皮學(xué)生的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　The teacher's pest 老師的調(diào)皮學(xué)生

　　It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot.

　　Josie is bored with school. She prefers to be at the beach with the tide.

　　She cannot sit in her seat. She cannot stop talking.

　　While the teacher writes on the board, Josie gets up and talks to one of her intimate friends. The teacher, Mr. Rolla, hears the noise and says. "Josie, sit down and be quiet." Josie sits down. Mr. Rolla continues with the lessons. Josie gets up and talks to another friend. "Sit down and be quiet. " Says Mr. Rolla. He is very annoyed with her. Josie continues talking.

　　"O.K." Mr. Rolla gets furious. "If you want to talk. Then come to the front of the classroom and be the teacher."

　　"All right, " agrees Josie. She comes to the front of the classroom and says, "Quiet, everyone. I am a new teacher, and I say class dismissed."

　　六月，太陽(yáng)高掛天空，天氣非常炎熱。

　　朱絲對(duì)上課很厭煩，她更想在海灘觀看潮起潮落。

　　她在座位上坐不住，不停地講話。

　　當(dāng)老師在黑板上寫(xiě)字時(shí)，朱絲站起來(lái)和一個(gè)朋友說(shuō)話，瑞拉老師聽(tīng)到了，就說(shuō)：“朱絲，坐下，安靜點(diǎn)。”朱絲坐下來(lái)，老師繼續(xù)講課，朱絲又站起來(lái)和另一個(gè)朋友說(shuō)話。“坐下，安靜點(diǎn)。”可是朱絲又站起來(lái)說(shuō)話，他生氣了。

　　“如果你想說(shuō)話，到教師前面來(lái)說(shuō)話吧，你當(dāng)老師吧。”老師憤怒地說(shuō)。

　　“好的，”朱絲說(shuō)。她走到教室前說(shuō)：“安靜點(diǎn)，同學(xué)們，我是新老師，現(xiàn)在下課。”

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