超搞笑的英語笑話

　　死而復(fù)生的兔子

　　This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbors house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

　　A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stammers(口吃，結(jié)巴) and says, "Um...no...um...what happened?" The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"

　　一天一個(gè)人下班回家，發(fā)現(xiàn)他的狗嘴里叼著鄰居的寵物兔。兔子死了，這個(gè)人很驚慌。他想鄰居一定會(huì)責(zé)備他的。于是他打掃了現(xiàn)場(chǎng)，把兔子拖進(jìn)屋，給它洗了個(gè)澡，吹干兔毛。再把兔子放回鄰居家的兔籠，希望他們以為兔子是自然死亡的。

　　幾天后，鄰居在外面問這個(gè)人，“你知道Fluffy死了嗎?”這個(gè)人覺得很尷尬，假裝清白說到：“嗯，呃，沒有，怎么了?”鄰居說，“我們有一天發(fā)現(xiàn)它死在籠子里了。但奇怪的是，在我們埋葬它的第二天，有人把它挖出來了，洗了個(gè)澡，又放回了它的籠子。這附近一定有一個(gè)很神經(jīng)的人。”

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