開(kāi)心鬼放暑假講英語(yǔ)笑話
How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生,我的`當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊,這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來(lái)到紐約,幾乎不認(rèn)路。而且,他只會(huì)說(shuō)幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)單詞。"
法官看了看被告,問(wèn)道:"你會(huì)說(shuō)多少英文?"
被告抬起頭,說(shuō):"把你的錢包給我!"
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