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開(kāi)心鬼放暑假講英語(yǔ)笑話

時(shí)間:2020-09-04 09:27:52 英語(yǔ)笑話 我要投稿

開(kāi)心鬼放暑假講英語(yǔ)笑話

  How much English can you speak?

開(kāi)心鬼放暑假講英語(yǔ)笑話

  "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

  The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

  The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

 

  "法官先生,我的`當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊,這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來(lái)到紐約,幾乎不認(rèn)路。而且,他只會(huì)說(shuō)幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)單詞。"

  法官看了看被告,問(wèn)道:"你會(huì)說(shuō)多少英文?"

  被告抬起頭,說(shuō):"把你的錢包給我!"

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