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第一次開出租車
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
The driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
乘客輕拍了一下出租車司機的肩膀,想問個問題。司機大叫起來,車也失去了控制,幾乎撞上一輛公車,還上了便道,在還差幾厘米就撞上商店櫥窗時終于停了下來。
司機說,“伙計,別再這么干了。你把我嚇破膽了!”乘客抱歉地說,“我沒想到拍你一下就嚇成這樣。” 司機說,“對不起,也不全是你的錯。今天是我第一天開出租。以前25年里我一直開殯葬車。”
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