小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯（精選14篇）
民間笑話是一種根植于日常生活的美學(xué)形態(tài)。笑話產(chǎn)生于日常生活語境之中,以消遣和娛樂為目的,由普通民眾創(chuàng)造、表演和欣賞。下面是由小編為大家整理的小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇1
a doctor came into the hospital ward and said to mr. johnson, "i have some good news and some bad news for you."
一位醫(yī)生走進(jìn)醫(yī)院的病房，告訴強(qiáng)森先生：“我有一個(gè)好消息和一個(gè)壞消息要告訴你�！�
then mr. johnson said, "please, give me the good news first."
強(qiáng)森先生說：“請先告訴我好消息吧!”
so the doctor said, "the doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."
醫(yī)生說：“本院的醫(yī)師決定用你的名字，來為一種不治之癥命名。”
小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇2
when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged(用肘輕推) him and said: "wake up, sir!"
當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)心這個(gè)人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”
"i wasn't asleep," the man answered.
“我沒有睡著�！蹦莻�(gè)男人回答。
"not asleep? but you had your eyes closed."
“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”
"i know. i just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已�！�
小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇3
traveler: can i catch the three o'clock train to toronto?
旅行者：我還能趕上3點(diǎn)鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎?
ticket agent: that depends on how fast you can run. it left fifteen minutes ago.
售票員：那得看你跑得有多快�；疖�15分鐘前開出。
小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇4
a young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. they took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, mom, the toast is burned.
一對年輕夫婦有個(gè)兒子，已經(jīng)四歲了，還沒有開口說話，他們對此深感焦慮。他們帶他去找專家診治，但醫(yī)生們總覺得他沒有毛病。后來有一天早上吃早餐時(shí)，那孩子突然開口了：媽媽，面包烤焦了。
you talked! you talked! shouted his mother. i'm so happy! but why has it taked this long?
你說話了!你說話了!他母親叫了起來。我太高興了!但為什么花了這么長的時(shí)間呢?
well, up till now, said the boy, things have been okay.
哦，在這之前，那男孩說，一切都很正常。
小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇5
it's not my fault
不是我的錯(cuò)
mother (reprimanding訓(xùn)斥，譴責(zé) her small daughter): you mustn't pull the cat's tail.
媽媽(正教訓(xùn)她的女兒)：你不該拽貓的尾巴。
daughter: i'm only holding it, mom. the cat's doing the pulling.
女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。
小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇6
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
天氣預(yù)報(bào)
一個(gè)電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個(gè)印度老人到導(dǎo)演跟前告訴導(dǎo)演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
一周后,印度人又來告訴導(dǎo)演說,"明天有風(fēng)暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
"印度人真神,"導(dǎo)演說.他告訴秘書雇傭該印度人來預(yù)報(bào)天氣.
幾次預(yù)報(bào)都很成功.然后,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.
最后,導(dǎo)演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個(gè)很大的場景,"導(dǎo)演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"
印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機(jī)壞了."
小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇7
When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be shipped as luggage. A cellist was dismayed to find that his delicate, expensive wood instrument was consigned to the rougher handling and cold temperatures of the baggage hold.
He neatly solved the problem. Cello in hand, he approached the flight attendant at the gate and asked, "May I bring my clarinet on board?" Scanning her list, she replied, "Clarinets are okay. Have a good trip," and, smiling, waved him on.
單簧管
我在一個(gè)交響樂團(tuán)演奏時(shí)，我們樂團(tuán)與一家大航空公司達(dá)成協(xié)議，哪些樂器可以帶上飛機(jī)，哪些樂器要作為行李托運(yùn)。一個(gè)大提琴手驚愕地發(fā)現(xiàn)他那精致、昂貴的木質(zhì)樂器竟要托運(yùn)，經(jīng)受行李艙內(nèi)的低溫以及野蠻的裝缷。
他干凈利落地解決了這個(gè)問題。他手里拿著大提琴，走到門口的空中小姐跟前，問道：“我可以將我單簧管帶上飛機(jī)嗎?”她檢視了一下單子，答道，“單簧管可以。祝你旅途愉快�！比缓笪⑿χ鴵]手讓他進(jìn)去了。
小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇8
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"
"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."
你是怎樣來的?
一個(gè)冬天的早晨，一名雇員解釋他為什么遲到了四十五分鐘才起來上班�！巴饷嫣�，我每向前邁一步，就要向后退兩步�！�
老板狐疑地看著他。“噢，是嗎?那你是怎樣到這里來的?”
“后來我決定放棄，”他說，“然后我就往家里走。”
小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇9
Father: Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie: That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
父親：哎呀，我剛才違規(guī)右轉(zhuǎn)彎了。
蘇西：沒事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也這么轉(zhuǎn)了。
小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇10
A man goes to church and starts talking to God.
He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", than the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" .
一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對話。他問："主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?"上帝回答："一便士"，男子又問："那一百萬年呢?"上帝說："一秒鐘"，最后男子請求道："上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答："過一秒鐘"。
小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇11
'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.
一個(gè)小男孩跟小女孩說：“你有沒有覺得班主任有點(diǎn)傻?”
'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.
小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是誰嗎?”
'No.' replied the boy.
小男孩回答道：“不知道�！�
'I'm the head teacher's daughter', replied the girl.
小女孩說：“我就是你口中所說的傻班主任的女兒�！�
'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.
小男孩(面不改色心里驚恐地)問：“那你知道我是誰嗎?”
'No,' she uttered.
小女孩說：“不知道�！�
'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.
小男孩大大的松了口氣，說道“真是謝天謝地啊�！�
小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇12
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow" .
老師：湯姆，你為什么每天上學(xué)遲到？
湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著：“學(xué)�！小薄�
小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇13
Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.
When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
媽媽讓湯米去馬路對面的商店里買一盒好用的.火柴。
湯米回來后，媽媽問他，“你買的是好用的火柴嗎？”
“是的，媽媽�！睖谆卮�，“我把它們都試過了�！�
小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇14
saying a prayer for his christmas meal圣誕節(jié)晚宴上的餐前禱告
lee, a seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the christmas dinner. the family members bowed their heads in expectation. lee began his prayer, thanking god for his mommy, daddy, brothers, sister, grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. then he began to thank god for the food.
有個(gè)小男孩叫l(wèi)ee, 今年七歲，圣誕節(jié)晚餐開桌前，家人讓他做餐前禱告。家人都帶著期待的申請低頭看著他，lee開始做他得禱告，首先，他謝謝上帝賜予他爸爸媽媽，哥哥姐姐誒，奶奶還有他們家的所有叔叔嬸嬸。然后，他開始感謝上帝賜予他得圣誕節(jié)晚餐了。
he gave thanks for the turkey, the stuffing, the christmas pudding, even the cranberry sauce. then lee paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. after a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "if i thank god for the brussels sprouts, won't he know that i'm lying?"
他感謝上帝賜予他火雞，餡兒餅，圣誕布丁和紅莓醬。然后lee停下來了 ，大家等啊等啊……lee沉默了很長時(shí)間，然后抬起頭看著他媽媽說：“媽媽，如果我感謝上帝賜予我甘藍(lán)菜，他會知道我在撒謊嗎?”
p.s:
國外很多小孩子都不喜歡吃甘藍(lán)菜，不知道為什么，看《絕望主婦》里面lynette家的雙胞胎就非常討厭吃甘藍(lán)菜，請了保姆后還拿這個(gè)來做實(shí)驗(yàn)，看看她們家保姆有沒有魅力讓兩個(gè)小鬼頭把甘藍(lán)菜吃下去。
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