英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事

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英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事一： The mean man's party 吝嗇鬼的聚會(huì)

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

一個(gè)聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終于決定要請(qǐng)一次客了。他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說(shuō)：“你上到五樓，用你的胳膊肘按門(mén)鈴。門(mén)開(kāi)了后，再用你的腳把門(mén)推開(kāi)。”

“為什么我要用我的肘和腳呢?”

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事二：Visual Training 視力訓(xùn)練

The squad were having "visual training". One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatinglythe recruit replied：

"Sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."

"Right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

"He's not doing any digging, sir."

班里正在進(jìn)行“視力訓(xùn)練”。一個(gè)聰明伶俐的新兵被班長(zhǎng)叫出來(lái)數(shù)遠(yuǎn)處曠野上采掘隊(duì)的人數(shù)。采掘隊(duì)在很遠(yuǎn)的地方，那些人看起來(lái)只是一些小點(diǎn)兒。但是這個(gè)新兵毫不猶豫地回答。

“十六個(gè)兵外加一個(gè)中士，長(zhǎng)官。”

“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個(gè)中士?”

“他不干活，長(zhǎng)官。”

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