現(xiàn)在英語作文世界通用語，越來越受到重視，我們都是從小就開始接觸英語。不過也不要把我們國家的母語落下哦!大家一起來欣賞今天小編和大家分享的關(guān)于英語的手抄報吧，一起來學(xué)習(xí)一下吧。

　　英語笑話四則

　　NO.1

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

　　當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。飛機(jī)著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“ 我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來呢?”

　　NO.2

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

　　你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安? 老師發(fā)問道。

　　把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了。 小女孩回答道。

英語笑話手抄報

　　NO.3

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

　　媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。

英語笑話手抄報

　　NO.4

　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.

　　All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

　　“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

　　一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以“如果我是一個經(jīng)理”為題寫一篇作文。

　　所有的學(xué)生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。

英語笑話手抄報

　　“我在等我的秘書”。那孩子答道。

　　Who Should be Given the Present

　　A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?” he inquired. There was silence and then a chorus of voices: “You play with it, Daddy!”

　　一個有五個孩子的父親帶著一件玩具回到家里，把孩子們召集來問這件禮物應(yīng)該給誰。“誰最聽話，從不和媽媽頂嘴，讓干什么就干什么?”他問道。大家都不吭聲。過了一會兒，孩子們異口同聲地說：“爸爸，您玩兒吧。”