英語(yǔ)搞笑小故事
I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”
“沒(méi)有，老師。可是你昨天說(shuō)你告訴我的知識(shí)都是一個(gè)耳朵里進(jìn)，一個(gè)耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
英語(yǔ)搞笑小故事
grandson:What are the birds doing in the tree?
grandfather:They are sitting there.
grandson: But I can't see their chairs?
grandfather:Oh...
孫子：小鳥(niǎo)在樹(shù)上干什么呢?
爺爺：它們?cè)谀莾鹤亍?/p>
孫子：但是我看不見(jiàn)它們的椅子啊?
爺爺：…… 謎語(yǔ):it's round and it's bright,in the day it hangs in the sky and gives off light.but nobody can see it at night
what is it?
益智題
1.what will you get if you cut the head of a driver?
i will get( )
2.what letter is a kind of drink?
( ) 答案:謎語(yǔ):sun益智題1river2 tea 英語(yǔ)小故事In China, people believe that, at the beginning, the tiger and the cat were friends, and the cat was much smarter than the tiger .The cat learned the physical skills quickly, and the tiger was always behind. Gradually, the tiger had to learn from the cat, and the cat was patient to teach the tiger. Day after day, month after month, finally, the tiger could also run, jump, roll, grasp, tear, and strike as well as the cat.
在中國(guó)，人們相信在很久以前貓和老虎是好朋友，而且貓比老虎聰明的多。貓學(xué)習(xí)動(dòng)作技巧很快，老虎卻總是落后。漸漸的，老虎不得不向貓學(xué)習(xí)了，貓也很有耐心的教老虎。日復(fù)一日，月復(fù)一月，老虎終于也可以像貓一樣，跑，跳，打滾，撲抓，撕咬，擊打。
One summer afternoon, the cat was taking a nap as the tiger sitting nearby. Looking at the cat, the tiger suddenly thought, why should he keep befriending with such a small animal since he had already learnt all the skills from the cat? The evil tiger decided to kill the sleeping cat as a before dinner snack. The tiger stood up and approached the cat viciously. Just as this moment, the cat woke up. Opening up her eyes, the smart cat immediately realized what the tiger was trying to do and swiftly jumped onto a nearby tall tree and climbed to the top branch.
一個(gè)夏天的下午，貓?jiān)诖蝽�，老虎在邊上坐著。老虎看著貓，忽然想到，既然自己已�?jīng)學(xué)會(huì)了貓的所有本領(lǐng)，為什么還要和這么小的動(dòng)物一直做朋友呢?邪惡的老虎決定殺死熟睡中的貓，當(dāng)作晚餐前的點(diǎn)心。老虎站起來(lái)，邪惡的一步步靠近貓。就在這時(shí)，貓醒來(lái)了。聰明的她睜開(kāi)眼睛立刻意識(shí)到老虎要干什么，于是立刻靈活的跳到了附近的大樹(shù)上，爬到樹(shù)頂。
The tiger thought he had already learned every skill from the cat .But he never knew that the cat had hidden the tree climbing from him.
老虎以為他已經(jīng)學(xué)到了貓的所有本領(lǐng)，但他不知道貓還藏了一手爬樹(shù)的本事。