英語作文
可愛的鸚鵡 Lovely Parrot
I have a parrot. Its name is Nancy. I call it Nancy, because it is my passed grandmother’s name. I love her and hope she can accompany with, so I name my parrot her name. Nancy is very beautiful. Its fur is special comfortable. It is clever, too. At first, it can’t say any words, but now it can say many words. Like, good morning, good afternoon, good night, good bye and so on. it learns fast. I love it very much.
我有一只鸚鵡。它的名字是南茜。我把它叫南茜，是因為那是我過世的外婆的名字。我很愛她，希望她能一直陪著我，所以我的鸚鵡就叫她的名字。南茜很漂亮。它的毛特別的舒服。它也很聰明。一開始的時候，它什么話都不會說，不過現(xiàn)在它可以說很多話。比如，早上好，下午好，晚安，再見等等。它學(xué)得很快。我非常喜歡它。
風(fēng)景區(qū) Scenic Spots
I am born and live in a small country. It is far away from the city. So, its scenery is still natural, not being reformed yet. It is beautiful, especially the mountain next to my house. There are many green trees, beautiful flowers, active birds and clean rivers. Besides, there is a wonderful and natural waterfall. I think it will be a famous scenic sport once it is developed. I firmly believe on it.
我出世并且住在一個村莊。這里離城市很遠。所以，那里的天然風(fēng)景還沒被改造。很漂亮，尤其是我家旁邊的那座山。山上有很多綠綠蔥蔥的樹木，美麗的花兒，活潑的鳥兒以及清澈的河流。此外，還有一個很棒的天然瀑布。我覺得一旦這里被開發(fā)，肯定能成為著名的風(fēng)景區(qū)。我對它有信心。
數(shù)碼產(chǎn)品 Digital Products
I like digital products. It is advanced and convenient. For example, nowadays our family has a digital camera. We can take pictures whenever we want. We have taken many photos about our life. But in the past, if we want to take pictures, we have to go to the photographic studio. It is inconvenient and expensive. So we only take photos once a year. This is one classical example. There are many similar examples.
我喜歡數(shù)碼產(chǎn)品。它們先進、方便。舉個例子，我們家現(xiàn)在有一個數(shù)碼相機。我們什么時候想照相都可以。這相機記錄了我們生活中很多的點點滴滴。但是，過去，如果我們想拍照，我們只能去影樓。一點都不方便也很貴。所以我們每年只拍一次照片。這是一個典型的例子。很有很多類似的呢。
英語幽默故事
中間戰(zhàn)術(shù)
三個互相爭生意的商店老板在一條商業(yè)街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著瞧好戲。
右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：“大減價!”“特便宜!”
左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：“大砍價!”“大折扣!”
中間的商人隨后準(zhǔn)備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫著：“入口處”。
Very Pleased to Meet You
During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.
One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.
Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.
Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys."
"Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.
"Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister."
"I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"
在第二次世界大戰(zhàn)中，有許多年輕的婦女在軍營中服役。瓊.飛利浦斯是其中之一。她在一個大軍營中工作，當(dāng)然遇到了許多男士，包括軍官和士兵。
一天晚上她在舞會上遇到了軍官漢弗雷斯。他對她說，“我明天就要出國，但如果我們能夠相互寫信，我會很高興。”瓊同意了，于是他們幾個月里一直通著信。
后來，他再沒有來信。她收到了另一個軍官的信，告訴她，他受傷了，住在英格蘭的某個部隊醫(yī)院里。
瓊到了醫(yī)院，她對護士長說，“我來看望軍官漢弗雷斯。”
“這里只有親屬可以探望病人。”護士長說。
“噢，是的，”瓊說，“我是他的妹妹。”
“很高興認(rèn)識你，”護士長說，“我是他的母親。”