英語(yǔ)手抄報(bào)的小笑話
手抄報(bào)是一種可傳閱、可觀賞、也可張貼的報(bào)紙的另一種形式，一起看看下面的英語(yǔ)手抄報(bào)的小笑話吧！
英語(yǔ)手抄報(bào)的小笑話【1】
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
一個(gè)女人抱著她的孩子搭上一輛巴士。司機(jī)說(shuō)，“那是我見(jiàn)過(guò)的最丑的小孩了，呃咯！”那個(gè)女人生氣的`走到巴士后排坐下。她對(duì)身旁的一個(gè)男人抱怨到，“剛才司機(jī)在侮辱我！”那個(gè)男人說(shuō)：“你直接過(guò)去，叫他閉嘴。你去吧，猴子我?guī)湍惚е��！?/p>
A shoplifter（商店扒手） was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook（騙子，壞蛋） looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend."
一個(gè)小偷在一家珠寶店企圖偷走一只手表的時(shí)候被當(dāng)場(chǎng)擒獲�！奥�(tīng)著，”小偷說(shuō)，“我知道你們也不想惹麻煩。我把這只表買下，然后我們就當(dāng)什么也沒(méi)發(fā)生，你看怎樣？”
經(jīng)理表示同意，然后列了一張售貨單。小偷看著單子說(shuō)道：“這比我最初的預(yù)算稍稍高了一點(diǎn)，你們還有沒(méi)有便宜一點(diǎn)兒東西。"
英語(yǔ)手抄報(bào)的小笑話【3】
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金發(fā)女郎正走在公園里。
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird.
突然，黑人女人發(fā)現(xiàn)了一只死去的小鳥(niǎo)。
"Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.
“哦!看這只死去的小鳥(niǎo)�！彼瘋卣f(shuō)。
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
金發(fā)女郎停下了腳步，她抬頭望著天空，問(wèn)道：“哪，在那?”
詞匯學(xué)習(xí)：
Notebrunette: 淺黑膚色的`女人
blonde金色的；金發(fā)女郎
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