幽默的英語(yǔ)哲理名言
1.love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 戀情就象照片，須要大批的暗房時(shí)光來(lái)培育。
2.love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught. 要居心去愛(ài)你的街坊，不過(guò)不要讓她的老公曉得。
3.money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa. 鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的，有時(shí)還需要信譽(yù)卡。
4.never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等來(lái)日交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
5.one flower does not make a spring一花獨(dú)放不是春。
6.you don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her!你不是因?yàn)樗钠炼鴲?ài)她，而她卻由于你的愛(ài)而俏麗。
7.your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep. “當(dāng)初的.幻想決議著你的未來(lái)”，所以仍是再睡一會(huì)吧。
8.success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 勝利是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞，他會(huì)給你帶來(lái)良多不相干的親戚。
9.the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結(jié)婚的人很難再聰慧起來(lái)。
10.there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應(yīng)當(dāng)有更好的方法開(kāi)端新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來(lái)。
11.when two‘s company, three‘s the result! 兩個(gè)人的狀況是不穩(wěn)固的，三個(gè)人才是！
12.where there is a life,there is a way.有志者事竟成。
13.work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
14.a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 衣飾就象鐵絲，它禁止你冒然舉動(dòng)但并不妨害你縱情的觀看。
15.a friend in need is a friend indeed.患難見(jiàn)真知。
16.children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外，后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩。
17.every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快活的獨(dú)身漢早晚也會(huì)結(jié)婚，幸福不是永恒的嘛。
18.god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰(shuí)是你的親戚，榮幸的是在抉擇友人方面他給了你留了余地。
19.hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk? " “盡力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致逝世亡！”不外我不會(huì)用本人去證實(shí)。
20.i’ll never forget the time we share together.我永遠(yuǎn)也不會(huì)忘卻咱們?cè)谝黄鸬娜兆印?/p>
21.life is like a box of chocolate,you never know what you’re gonna get。生活就像巧克力，個(gè)中味道難以預(yù)感。
22.living without goal is like sailing without a compass.沒(méi)有目的的生涯就猶如不羅盤的航行。
23.love alone could waken love!只有愛(ài)才干喚醒愛(ài)！
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