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最容易記憶的勵(lì)志名言英語(yǔ)短文
勵(lì)志名言英語(yǔ)短文并沒有我們想象中的那么晦澀難懂。相反的是，一些優(yōu)秀的勵(lì)志名言英語(yǔ)短文不僅容易記憶，而且能夠讓你讀來朗朗上口，更為重要的是能夠讓你受益其中。
小故事
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".
中間戰(zhàn)術(shù)
三個(gè)互相爭(zhēng)生意的商店老板在一條商業(yè)街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著瞧好戲。
右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書："大減價(jià)!""特便宜!"
左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱："大砍價(jià)!""大折扣!"
中間的商人隨后準(zhǔn)備了一個(gè)大招牌，上面只簡(jiǎn)單地寫著："入口處"。
Very Pleased to Meet You
During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.
One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I“m going abroad tomorrow, but I“d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.
Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.
Joan went there and said to the matron, "I“ve come to visit Captain Humphreys."
"Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.
"Oh, that“s all right," answered Joan. "I“m his sister."
"I“m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I“m his mother!"
在第二次世界大戰(zhàn)中，有許多年輕的婦女在軍營(yíng)中服役。瓊.飛利浦斯是其中之一。她在一個(gè)大軍營(yíng)中工作，當(dāng)然遇到了許多男士，包括軍官和士兵。
一天晚上她在舞會(huì)上遇到了軍官漢弗雷斯。他對(duì)她說，"我明天就要出國(guó)，但如果我們能夠相互寫信，我會(huì)很高興。"瓊同意了，于是他們幾個(gè)月里一直通著信。
后來，他再?zèng)]有來信。她收到了另一個(gè)軍官的信，告訴她，他受傷了，住在英格蘭的某個(gè)部隊(duì)醫(yī)院里。
瓊到了醫(yī)院，她對(duì)護(hù)士長(zhǎng)說，"我來看望軍官漢弗雷斯。"
"這里只有親屬可以探望病人。"護(hù)士長(zhǎng)說。
"噢，是的，"瓊說，"我是他的妹妹。"
"很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你，"護(hù)士長(zhǎng)說，"我是他的母親。"
Two Soldiers
Two soldiers were in camp. The first one“s name was George, and the second one“s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"
Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.
Then George said, "Now I haven“t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.
Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"
Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.
George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.
"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.
George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What“s your girl-friend“s address?"
軍營(yíng)里有二名士兵，一個(gè)叫喬治，一個(gè)叫比爾。喬治問："比爾，你有信紙、信封嗎?"
比爾說："有。"然后把信紙和信封給了喬治。
喬治又說："我還沒有筆呢。"比爾又把自己的筆給了他。喬治開始寫信。寫完后把信放進(jìn)信封里，又問："比爾，你有郵票嗎?"比爾給了他一張。
這時(shí)比爾站起來，向門口走去。喬治問："你要出去嗎?"
比爾說："是的。"隨即打開了門。
喬治說："請(qǐng)幫我把這封信投進(jìn)辦公室的信箱里，還有..."他停住了。
"你還要什么?"比爾問。
喬治看著信封說："你女朋友的地址是-?"
Five Months Older
The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.
But John“s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy“s family name, so when he saw John“s papers, he was surprised.
"How old are you?" he said.
"Eighteen, sir," said John.
"But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?"
"Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."
大五個(gè)月
第二次世界大戰(zhàn)開始了，約翰想?yún)④�，可他只有十六歲，當(dāng)時(shí)規(guī)定男孩到十八歲才能入伍。所以軍醫(yī)給他進(jìn)行體檢時(shí)，他說他已經(jīng)十八歲了。
可約翰的哥哥剛?cè)胛闆]幾天，而且也是這個(gè)軍醫(yī)給他做的檢查。這位醫(yī)生還記得他哥哥的姓。所以當(dāng)他看到約翰的表格時(shí)，感到非常驚奇。
"你多大了?"軍醫(yī)問。
"十八，長(zhǎng)官。"約翰說。
"可你的哥哥也是十八歲，你們是雙胞胎嗎?"
約翰臉紅了，說："哦，不是，長(zhǎng)官，我哥哥比我大五個(gè)月。"
West Point
My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point."
One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, "We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point."
父親、哥哥和我到西點(diǎn)軍校去觀看一場(chǎng)陸軍與波士頓大學(xué)之間的橄欖球賽。開始之前，我們到處轉(zhuǎn)了轉(zhuǎn)，碰到許多穿著整齊制服的學(xué)員。幾名游客問新兵是否愿意擺出軍姿來讓他們攝。"好讓我們的兒子知道，如果他到西點(diǎn)軍校來學(xué)習(xí)會(huì)得到什么。"
一對(duì)中年夫婦走近一名非常漂亮的女學(xué)員，問她是否愿意擺個(gè)姿勢(shì)照相。他們解釋說："我們想讓兒子知道他沒來西點(diǎn)軍校錯(cuò)過了什么。"
(6)Present for Girlfriend
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it “To my one and only love“. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."
送給女友的禮物
在一家珠寶店里，一位年輕人買了一個(gè)貴重的小金盒作為送給女友的禮物。"要我把她的名字刻在上面嗎?"珠寶商問道。
那名顧客想了一會(huì)兒，然后說道："不--在上面刻“給我唯一的愛”。這樣，如果我們鬧崩了，我還可以再用到它。"
Be Careful What You Wish For
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband“s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I“d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
慎重許愿
一對(duì)結(jié)婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。
慶�；顒�(dòng)中，一位仙女出現(xiàn)了。她說，由于他們是已經(jīng)結(jié)婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對(duì)夫妻每個(gè)人一個(gè)愿望。
妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。"呯!"的一聲，她的手中出現(xiàn)了一張票。
接下來該丈夫許愿了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，"那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。"
仙女拾起了魔術(shù)棒。"呯!"，他變成了90歲。
Wood Fire
One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. "Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened."
"Does that mean," asked the other, "that they make ashes of themselves?"
森林之火
一名婦女向她最好的朋友大談雄性動(dòng)物的特性："丈夫們就像是森林里的火，一不注意，他們就會(huì)燃燒起來。"
"那是不是意味著，"另一個(gè)問道，"他們將自己燒成灰燼?"
Best Reward
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I“d pulled you out, they“d chuck me in."
最好的獎(jiǎng)賞
一名海軍軍官?gòu)募装迳系羧牒Ｖ�。他被一名甲板水手救起。這位軍官問如何才能酬謝他。
"最好的辦法，長(zhǎng)官，"這名水手說，"是別聲張這事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他們會(huì)把我扔下去的。"
Napoleon Was Ill
Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.
"He“s a good boy," said Jack“s father, "and if you let him pass this time, I“m sure he“ll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."
"No, no, that“s quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn“t know!"
"Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack“s father. "You see, I“m afraid we don“t take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."
拿破侖病了
杰克到一所大學(xué)去學(xué)歷史。第一學(xué)期結(jié)束時(shí)，歷史課教授沒讓他及格。學(xué)校讓他退學(xué)。然而，杰克的父親決定去見教授，強(qiáng)烈要求讓杰克繼續(xù)來年的學(xué)業(yè)。
"他是個(gè)好孩子，"杰克的父親說："您要是讓他這次及格，我相信他明年會(huì)有很大進(jìn)步，學(xué)期結(jié)束時(shí)，他一定會(huì)考好的。"
"不，不，那不可能，"教授馬上回答。"你知道嗎?上個(gè)月我問他拿破侖什么時(shí)候死的，他都不知道。"
"先生，請(qǐng)?jiān)俳o他一次機(jī)會(huì)吧。"杰克的父親說："你不知道，恐怕是因?yàn)槲覀兗覜]有訂報(bào)紙。我們家的人連拿破侖病了都不知道。"
He Was Only Wrong by Two
Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren“t always smart enought to be accepted by the college.
One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "I“d better ask him a few questions first."
Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn“t know any of the answers.
At last the dean said, "Well, what“s five times seven?"
The student thought for a long time and then answered, "Thirty-six."
The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two."
他的得數(shù)只比正確答案多二
杰克霍金斯是美國(guó)一所學(xué)院的橄欖球隊(duì)教練，他竭力想物色好球員。但是好球員學(xué)業(yè)不行，院方不愿錄取。
有一天，教練帶著一位優(yōu)秀的年輕球員去見院長(zhǎng)，希望院方同意他免試入學(xué)。經(jīng)過一番勸說后院長(zhǎng)說："那我最好先問問他幾個(gè)問題。"
然后他轉(zhuǎn)向?qū)W生，問了幾個(gè)非常簡(jiǎn)單的問題�？墒悄莻�(gè)學(xué)生一個(gè)也答不上來。
最后院長(zhǎng)說："那么，五乘七得多少?"
學(xué)生想了很久，然后回答說："三十六。"
院長(zhǎng)攤開雙手失望地看了看教練�？墒墙叹氄J(rèn)真地說，"噢，錄取他吧，先生。他的答案只比正確答案多二。"
Real Play
When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater“s current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: "The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television."
逼真的戲劇
我在北達(dá)科他州立大學(xué)教戲劇入門課時(shí)，要求學(xué)生們?nèi)タ磳W(xué)校劇團(tuán)當(dāng)時(shí)的演出，并寫一篇評(píng)論�？戳艘粓�(chǎng)極為精彩的演出后，一名學(xué)生寫道："這部戲劇是如此逼真，以致于我認(rèn)為我自己是坐在家里的沙發(fā)上，從電視上看到的。"
A Fine Match
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."
The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.
Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!
勢(shì)均力敵
有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的廚房地板上竄過。她很害怕老鼠，所以她沖出屋子，搭上了公共汽車直奔商店。在那兒，她買了一只老鼠夾。店主告訴她："放點(diǎn)奶酪在里面，很快你就會(huì)逮住那只老鼠的。"
這位女士帶著鼠夾回到家里，但她沒有在碗櫥里找到奶酪。她不想再回到商店里去，因?yàn)橐呀?jīng)很晚了。于是，她就從一份雜志中剪下一幅奶酪的圖片放進(jìn)了夾子。
令人稱奇的是，這畫有奶酪的圖片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，這位女士下樓到廚房時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)鼠夾里奶酪圖片旁有一張畫有老鼠的圖片!
Gardening Gloves
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you“ll notice that my hands are bare."
Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.
園藝手套
幾個(gè)月以來，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結(jié)婚戒指，因?yàn)槲覍?duì)黃金有點(diǎn)過敏。生日那天，我正在干園藝活時(shí)，丈夫問我想要什么禮物。我舉起雙手說："嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。"
那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物。"生日快樂!"他說。我打開一看：里面包著一雙園藝手套。
Warning
Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming, didn“t you?" I teased.
"Are you kidding?" he replied, "Why else would I have bothered to clean?"
提醒
我們的兒子是密歇根州阿爾馬大學(xué)的新生，開學(xué)幾個(gè)星期之后，我和丈夫決定去看看他。我特意提前給他打電話，"提醒"他我們將光臨。但是當(dāng)我們來到宿舍時(shí)，他的房間凌亂不堪，我非常吃驚。"忘了我們要來，是吧?"我取笑他。
"開什么玩笑?"，他回答說，"要不我憑什么費(fèi)神打掃?"
Whether sixty or sixteen, there is in every human being's heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what's next and the joy of the game of living. In the center of your heart and my heart there is a wireless station: so long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so long are you young.
小短文
無論是60歲還是16歲，你需要保持永不衰竭的好奇心、永不熄滅的孩提般求知的渴望和追求事業(yè)成功的歡樂與熱情。在你我的心底，有一座無線電臺(tái)，它能在多長(zhǎng)時(shí)間里接收到人間萬物傳遞來的美好、希望、歡樂、鼓舞和力量的信息，你就會(huì)年輕多長(zhǎng)時(shí)間。
An individual human existence should be like a river—small at first, narrowly contained within its banks, and rushing passionately past boulders and over waterfalls. Gradually the river grows wider, the banks recede, the waters flow more quietly, and in the end, without any visible break, they become merged in the sea, and painlessly lose their individual being.
人的生命應(yīng)當(dāng)像河流，開始是涓涓細(xì)流，受兩岸的限制而十分狹窄，爾后奔騰咆哮，翻過危巖，飛越瀑布，河面漸漸開闊，河岸也隨之向兩邊隱去，最后水流平緩，森森無際，匯入大海之中，個(gè)人就這樣毫無痛苦地消失了。
Youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity,of the appetite for adventure over the love of ease.This often exists in a man of sixty more than a boy of twenty.Nobody grows old merely by a number of years.We grow old by deserting our ideals.
青春意味著戰(zhàn)勝懦弱的那股大丈夫氣概和擯棄安逸的那種冒險(xiǎn)精神。(勵(lì)志英語(yǔ) www.lztxw.com)往往一個(gè)60歲的老者比一個(gè)20歲的青年更多一點(diǎn)這種勁頭。人老不僅僅是歲月流逝所致，更主要的是不思進(jìn)取的結(jié)果。
Years may wrinkle the skin,but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. Worry, fear, self-distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust.
光陰可以在顏面上留下印記，而熱情之火的熄滅則在心靈上刻下皺紋。煩惱、恐懼、缺乏自信會(huì)扭曲人的靈魂，并將青春化為灰燼。
Think Positive Thoughts Every Day 積極看待每一天
If your life feels like it is lacking the power that you want and the motivation that you need, sometimes all you have to do is shift your point of view.
如果你覺得心有余力不足，覺得缺乏前進(jìn)的動(dòng)力，有時(shí)候你只需要改變思維的角度。
Welcome to Faith Radio Online-Simply to Relax, I'm Faith. By training your thoughts to concentrate on the bright side of things, you are more likely to have the incentive to follow through on your goals. You are less likely to be held back by negative ideas that might limit your performance.
歡迎收聽Faith輕松電臺(tái)，我是Faith。試著訓(xùn)練自己的思想朝好的一面看，這樣你就會(huì)汲取實(shí)現(xiàn)目標(biāo)的動(dòng)力，而不會(huì)因?yàn)橄麡O沉淪停滯不前。
Your life can be enhanced, and your happiness enriched, when you choose to change your perspective. Don't leave your future to chance, or wait for things to get better mysteriously on their own. You must go in the direction of your hopes and aspirations. Begin to build your confidence, and work through problems rather than avoid them. Remember that power is not necessarily control over situations, but the ability to deal with whatever comes your way.
一旦變換看問題的角度，你的生活會(huì)豁然開朗，幸�？鞓窌�(huì)接踵而來。別交出掌握命運(yùn)的主動(dòng)權(quán)，也別指望局面會(huì)不可思議地好轉(zhuǎn)。你必須與內(nèi)心希望與熱情步調(diào)一致。建立自信，敢于與困難短兵相接，而非繞道而行。記住，力量不是駕馭局勢(shì)的法寶，無堅(jiān)不摧的能力才是最重要的。
Always believe that good things are possible, and remember that mistakes can be lessons that lead to discoveries. Take your fear and transform it into trust; learn to rise above anxiety and doubt. Turn your “worry hours” into “productive hours”. Take the energy that you have wasted and direct it toward every worthwhile effort that you can be involved in.
請(qǐng)堅(jiān)信，美好的降臨并非不可能，失誤也許是成功的前奏。將惶恐化作信任，學(xué)會(huì)超越擔(dān)憂和疑慮。讓“誠(chéng)惶誠(chéng)恐”的時(shí)光變得“富有成效”。不要揮霍浪費(fèi)精力，將它投到有意義的事情中去。
This is Faith at Faith Radio Online-Simply to Relax. You will see beautiful things happen when you allow yourself to experience the joys of life. You will find happiness when you adopt positive thinking into your daily routine and make it an important part of your world.
你正在收聽的是Faith主持的Faith輕松電臺(tái)。當(dāng)你下意識(shí)品嘗生命的歡愉時(shí)，美好就會(huì)出現(xiàn)。當(dāng)你積極地看待生活，并以此作為你的日常準(zhǔn)則時(shí)，你就會(huì)找到快樂的真諦。
沖破黎明前的黑暗，終見陽(yáng)光
When Difficulties Arise..."Hang In There"永不低頭
Difficulties arise in the lives of us all. What is most important is dealing with the hard times, coping with the changes, and getting through to the other side where the sun is still shining just for you.
生活中困難在所難免，最重要的是要挺過艱難的時(shí)刻，積極應(yīng)對(duì)種種變故，沖破黎明前的黑暗，你終會(huì)看到只屬于自己的燦爛陽(yáng)光。
It takes a strong person to deal with tough times and difficult choices. But you are a strong person.
只有強(qiáng)者才能勇敢直面困難時(shí)刻，做出艱難抉擇。而你正是這樣一位強(qiáng)者。
It takes courage. But you possess the inner courage to see you through.要有勇氣。你擁有披荊斬棘的勇氣。 It takes being an active participant in your life. But you are in the driver's seat, and you can determine the direction you want tomorrow to go in.
你必須在這場(chǎng)游戲人生中積極主動(dòng)。而且你正在駕馭這場(chǎng)游戲，并決定著自己明天前進(jìn)的方向。
Hang in there... and take care to see that you don't lose sight of the one thing that is constant, beautiful, and true: Everything will be fine---and it will turn out that way because of the special kind of person you are.
堅(jiān)持再堅(jiān)持，別讓你的視野迷失了那不變的美好真理：一切都會(huì)好轉(zhuǎn)的，因?yàn)槟闶侨绱说呐c眾不同。 So...beginning today and lasting a lifetime through---Hang in there, and don't be afraid to feel like the morning sun is shining...just for you.因此，從今天開始，到生命的終點(diǎn)，堅(jiān)持住，不必懷疑，朝陽(yáng)為你而升起
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