搞笑中帶有傷感的哲理句子匯總
Obviously not strangers, but strangers also installed than strange.
不要拿過去的記憶、來折磨現(xiàn)在的自己。
Don't take the memory of the past, to torture yourself right now.
分手時，別和我說“不合適”，我TM火星人��！和地球人不合適？
Break up, don't say "inappropriate", I TM the Martians! but the interpretation of the love
cannot withstand a single blow.
現(xiàn)實告訴我們說。有什么別有事。沒什么別沒錢。動什么別動情。
Reality tells us that. What don't you. Not what don't have no money. What still love.
愛情就像沙漏，心滿了，腦子就空了！
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart, the brain is empty!
“五一過得真快樂”，現(xiàn)在最有感觸的是前六個字，最后一個早沒感覺了
"Five one really happy", now the feeling is the first six words, the last one had no feeling
西游記告訴我們，凡是有后臺的妖精都被接走了，沒后臺的都被一棒打死了
Journey to the West tells us, those who have the background of the goblins have been picked up, no
background will be a great shot.
女人沒魅力才覺得男人花心，男人沒實力才覺得女人現(xiàn)實。
Women do not have the charm that bring men, men think women do not only real strength.
希望有一天我愛你可以倒過來寫.
I hope one day I love you can write upside down.
你不是環(huán)保袋、不要總是裝啊裝啊裝啊裝。
You're not environmental protection bag, don't always pretend pretend pretend.
慢慢的，長大了，卻感覺變沉默了，懂得多了，卻不快樂了。大家都是這樣的么、? Slowly, grow up, but I was silent, understand much, but not happy. Everyone is like, what?
不要總嫌父母臟、嫌父母丟面子、父母的恩、是我們一輩子都還不清的
Don't always think parents too dirty, parents losing face, the parents of grace, is our life are not
clear.
不要輕易評價別人,因為你沒有經歷過他的人生。
Do not judge others, because you have not experienced in his life.
每次考完試我都安慰自己‘沒關系、眾在參與.。
Each exam I comfort myself 'never mind, all involved.
我相信你、信到懷疑自己
I believe you, believe to doubt yourself
我心疼每一個不快樂卻依然在笑的孩子。
I love every unhappy but still laughing children.
老師說：快要考試了，早戀的就不要吵架了，以免影響心情；沒早戀的就不要表白了，以免被拒絕影響心情。
The teacher said: going to test, puppy love will not quarrel, so as not to affect the mood; not puppy
love is not expressed, so as not to be refused to affect the mood.
真想指著心臟、驕傲的告訴沵、這里換人了。
Really want to point at the heart, proud to tell you, here the substitution.
顛覆不了的結果，是最開始的伏筆,
Subversion. Results, is the beginning of foreshadowing,
最好笑的是隱身對其可見，可你卻視而不見。
The most funny is invisible to the visible, but you have to pay no heed.
絆倒我的人，我讓他永遠起不來，扶起我的人，我讓他永遠不會摔倒。
Trip my person, I let him never rise, to help me, I let him will never fall.
在人之上要看得起人，在人之下要看得起自己。發(fā)這條的兄弟，我很感謝你。這才是人該領悟的。
To look up to people in person, to think highly of their own under the people. Send this brother, I
thank you. This is the realization of.
其實吧、自己什么都懂、有的時候就是心里過不去那個坎
In fact, what all understand, sometimes is the heart not to the ridge
不求一生富貴榮華，但求一世家人安康。
Not for the life riches, honour and splendor, but for a family in Ankang.
跟自己說聲對不起、這些年一直沒學會愛自己、
Sorry, these years have not learn to love himself with his,
我很想告訴你,我好想你,可是我怕得到的只是一個簡單的"哦"字,
I want to tell you, I miss you, but I'm afraid to get just a simple "Oh" word,
女人，不需要傾國傾城，只需要一個男人為她傾盡一生
The woman, not beautiful, only need a man for her whole life
在乎才會亂想，不在乎連想都不會想
Care will Luanxiang, don't care would not even think of
心里有座墳，葬著未亡人
There is grave, buried the survivors
凡我放不下的，必是因為我擁有不了。
And I can't put down, it is because I have not.
原諒是容易的。再次信任，就沒那么容易了。
Forgiving is easy. Trusting again, not so easy.
不要辜負了本該奮斗的青春
Don't let the struggling youth
有些事，做了才知道。有些事，錯了才知道。有些事，長大了才知道。
There are some things, do know. Some things, wrong just know. Some things, grow up to know.
不要為了一個不值得的人丟了你最美的微笑
Do not for one person is not worth losing your most beautiful smile
為什么同樣一件事情我們能去安慰別人，卻怎么也說服不了自己。
Why do the same thing we can go to the comfort of others, but also how to convince yourself.
有時候，我們會覺得自己不夠快樂，那是因為我們追求的不是‘幸福’，而是‘比別人幸福’。
Sometimes, we will feel not happy, it is because we do not pursue 'happiness', but' more than the
happiness of others'.
感覺世界真的很小，好像一個轉身我們就能遇見;世界也真的很大，也是一個轉身我們便消失在人海，就這樣的擦
肩而過??
Feel the world is really small, like a turn and we will be able to meet; the world is really big, is
also a turn and we will disappear in the crowd, just pass by......
愛情其實就像一種習慣，你習慣了生活里有他，他習慣了平淡中有你。
Love is like a habit, you get used to his life, he used to have your light.
有時候受了委屈本來不想哭，可是別人一問你怎么了就會忍不住流下眼淚。
Sometimes the wronged didn't want to cry, but others ask you how you couldn't hold back my tears.
什么是真正的'好朋友?就是你想讓他幫忙時，不需要通過吃飯、煙、酒這些東西來做“鋪墊”，而是直接找他。
What is the real good friends? Is that you want to let him help, does not need to eat, smoke, wine these
things to do "good", but directly to look for him.
年輕不胡作非為、到老了拿什么話說當年。
The young do not play the gangster, to the old saying that what.
當一個女人的嘴里反復頻繁出現(xiàn)一個男人的名字的時候，無論是夸那個男人還是罵那個男人，潛臺詞都是：我愛他
。
When a woman's mouth repeatedly appeared frequently in the name of a man, both boast that man or cursed
the man, the subtext is: I love him.
送女朋友回家去哪都是順路。
I sent my girlfriend home to what is on the way.
我要嫁的不是王子，而是把我當公主的人??
I want to marry the prince is not, but when I put the princess......
過著八戒的生活，卻想要悟空的身材??
Have a pig's life, but want Goku's stature......
我瘋過，傻過，執(zhí)著過，堅持過，我愛過，到最后還是我一個人過?? I went crazy, silly, rigid, insist, I loved, until finally I have one......
有一種賤，叫好了傷疤忘了疼??
There is a cheap, good pain is forgotten......
不是除了你，我就沒人要了。只是除了你，我誰都不想要??
Except you, I will never say. Except you, I do not want anyone......
喝醉了才知道你最愛誰，生病了才知道誰最愛你??
Drunk to know who you love most, Ill know who loves you......
不要拿一個人的往事,去懷疑一個人的本質??
Don't take a person's past, to doubt the nature of a man......
以前拼了命的玩，現(xiàn)在玩了命的拼??
Before the life of the play, now play a life together......
有些事情，當我們年輕的時候無法懂得，當我們懂得的時候已不再年輕??
Some things, when we can not know how young, when we know the time is no longer young......
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